Words of Wisdom from Beakie the Crow #12
By Steve West
January 3, 2017 11:40am CST
Beakie the Crow has new words of wisdom. Let's see what Beakie has in mind. (1) Don't play around with a porcupine unless you are into needle pointing. (2) Playing the piano with your tongue will ultimately lead to futility. (3) Putting your globe in a microwave will lead to Global Warming. (4) Never use the tail of a rooster to make Cocktail sauce. (5) Never call an eagle bald. Just put a wig over its head. (6) A one cell phone is called a Cellular Amoeba. There you have it. Let's hear it for Beakie!