How I made myLot™ work for me

By JJ
@JolietJake (37747)
January 14, 2017 3:09am CST
Many moons ago, when the grass on the plains was tall, and the buffalo were many, and there were no Democans or Republicrats, I espied, off in the distance, a large 'L'. Being curious as to what this might be, I jumped on my horse to go look. "Hi ho Silver...awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" I yelled. And all my amulets fell off. So I got back off the horse, picked them up, put them back on, quietly remounted, and rode off to investigate. After many many miles, I noticed there were smaller letters grouped around the 'L'. Summoning the Spirit of the Eyes of the Eagle, I was able to see this strange word: "myLot". I was much feared of this, for I knew the Evil White Man must have placed it there. I bravely rode forth anyway, until I reached it. There were these many strange, thin, long snakes attached to it, and running off into the distance in all directions. "What Deviltry is this!" I cried, and seizing my lance, impaled one. My lance disappeared with a fearful sound in smoke and lightning. "Demons!" I screamed, and rode away as fast as my pony could go. Many many years later, when the God from Alobama ruled the land, I found what looked like a small, thin suitcase laying on the prairie. To myself, I thought "There may be treasures and riches inside!" So I grabbed it, jumped on my Harley, and raced back to my split-level teepee at Broadway and First streets. Upon opening it, I saw strange buttons with figures on them. After prodding, pushing, and poking on them, suddenly a picture appeared that said "myLot". "Evil Demon!" I screamed, and prepared to run...but nothing happened. Intrigued, I pushed more buttons, and suddenly, I was here. And that is how I made myLot™ work for me.
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• Lakewood, Colorado
14 Jan
I felt I was on some great acid trip reading this
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@JolietJake (37747)
14 Jan
Glad to see you've been popping in again, how have you been doing?
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• Lakewood, Colorado
14 Jan
@JolietJake Miserable as sin thanks JJ, but having a great laugh here as always. I hope you are keeping well and warm with your coughee and that Scar is keeping you company
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@toniganzon (38596)
• Philippines
14 Jan
Yawn!
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@JolietJake (37747)
14 Jan
Cover your mouth when you yawn if you know what's good for you
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@toniganzon (38596)
• Philippines
14 Jan
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@allen0187 (24313)
• Philippines
15 Jan
myLot and magic - now that is a winning combination!
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@GardenGerty (88746)
• Marion, Kansas
14 Jan
Work, what is work? myLot is not work. It is magic, just as your tale tells.
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@Jessicalynnt (48191)
• Centralia, Missouri
14 Jan
what an adventure. Have you checked your blood sugar lately? lol
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@Juliaacv (20491)
• Canada
14 Jan
And the best part of all is that none of us need our passports here-which is a good thing because the picture on mine got switched with this mad looking ladies' picture, so I covered it up with that pink flower.
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@GrannyGee (1779)
• Louisburg, North Carolina
14 Jan
I began reading, couldn't imagine where your story would go! Then ... I began laughing.
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@pgntwo (20318)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
14 Jan
Pixabay -  Medusa
Demons, yes indeed. And a Gorgon too. ;)
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@Morleyhunt (15366)
• Canada
14 Jan
I wondered where this was going. Amusing and entertaining. Funny...I don't use a box with buttons...I use a magic slate.
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@suhail1 (966)
• Manila, Philippines
14 Jan
that was something written in a cool way
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@ilocosboy (28054)
• Philippines
14 Jan
Ha ha, how I love to read your story, always amazing to me, even how you tell us your beginning here.
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• United States
14 Jan
actually found this very entertaining! LOVED IT ! i am new to mylot but starting to like it a lot
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@masood72 (4159)
• Amersfoort, Netherlands
14 Jan
so you just working here on mylot only?
@JolietJake (37747)
14 Jan
I don't work on myLot. I have a job. I work there. If myLot was 'work' I would stop coming here.
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• Lakewood, Colorado
14 Jan
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