Recipe for disaster

By JJ
@JolietJake (50096)
United States
January 22, 2017 8:32am CST
Here, we shall attempt to tell you how to create your very own facebook post designed to titillate or possibly infuriate various of your facebook friends/followers. #1. CHOOSE A SUBJECT It can be anything, however, vinyl vs digital is probably not going to get much notice (other than from record enthusiasts). Try to choose a topic that has well-defined boundaries/opposing sides, like Trump/Clinton. #2. CHOOSE A BACKGROUND This is important. Unless a food-fight or table dancing develops from it, a shared dinner is likely not going to get much notice. #3. BE OFFENSIVE The more the better. My example is not extremely offensive, but I had to make sure it didn't get censored here. #4. POST IT Then sit back and wait. There will always be someone quick to take the 'bait' even if your scenario is wildly outrageous.
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@JudyEv (119216)
• Bunbury, Australia
23 Jan 17
You put 'sit back and wait'. I think you forgot to add 'and enjoy' to that phrase.
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@JolietJake (50096)
• United States
23 Jan 17
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@JudyEv (119216)
• Bunbury, Australia
23 Jan 17
@JolietJake I strongly suspect you are a 'stirrer' getting people riled up then watching as they take each other apart while you enjoy the entertainment. Am I right?
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@JolietJake (50096)
• United States
23 Jan 17
@JudyEv Somewhat...I even made a little video the other day to insert when I see people going at each other in one of my posts there
Got a little video all ready for the next time an argument breaks out in one of my posts
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@inertia4 (27430)
• United States
22 Jan 17
See, I love this post. It made me laugh and wonder. Reading anything on the internet is always questionable. Without a doubt. But this has the perfect amount of humor in it.
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@JolietJake (50096)
• United States
22 Jan 17
I already got a 'Violence is not a protest it is a riot' comment from someone...they totally missed the joke...
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@inertia4 (27430)
• United States
22 Jan 17
@JolietJake LOL. I don't know how they could. Some people take things way to literal.
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@allen0187 (32658)
• Philippines
24 Jan 17
You clearly have too much time in your hands when you have posts such as this up.
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@JolietJake (50096)
• United States
24 Jan 17
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• United Kingdom
23 Jan 17
I feel like you should have an arena, and some lions.
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@JolietJake (50096)
• United States
23 Jan 17
I've got a bedroom and Scar, it'll have to do
@GardenGerty (96819)
• Marion, Kansas
22 Jan 17
You truly enjoy messing with people.
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@JolietJake (50096)
• United States
22 Jan 17
It's a favorite hobby.
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@Jessicalynnt (47790)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Jan 17
plus then it will get share don as "truth" even if you made up stuff, and people will start calling it, alternative facts.
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• United States
23 Jan 17
you usually don't have to do much more than 1 and 4 anymore..it blows up by itself.
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@13tyates (1611)
• United States
22 Jan 17
You're something else! You're posts are always informative or make me laugh.
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• United States
22 Jan 17
I try not to post anything on Facebook that will stir up the poop pot. I am a passive person and want calm in my life.
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@LadyDuck (147987)
• Switzerland
22 Jan 17
I love the way you take fun of people. I should do something like this some day. What about Obamas Ball vs TheDonalds?
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