Still on the run.
By Fiacre Banks
February 1, 2017 4:11pm CST
I travelled only once with a girl and I must insist that she was not my girlfriend even if you think I protest too much. She was Scottish and we only got as far as Rotterdam before I disappeared while she went to the toilet and I've never seen her since. She had the peculiar habit of singing Scotland the Brave very loudly while on the job and it was made even worse when she drummed along with her foot and I found it all quite disconcerting hence my disappearing act. Have you ever done a runner on anyone while they were on the toilet?
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@pgntwo now that you mention it there was a pub in Belfast decades ago where the gentlemen's facilities had a door from the bar and another door out into the back alley. Many a young lady was abandoned by her Prince charming who discovered that escape route when he excused himself to pee. The architect knew his job well.