Warts 'n all...

@JolietJake (51114)
United States
February 12, 2017 4:32am CST
Not that I have any warts...or other imperfections...in fact, I am pretty much perfect. A perfect ass, some would even say. But see...that is the thing right there: I am exactly the same here as what you would get in real life. My corrosive abrasive personality is the same both places. I don't put on any pretensions. Lots of people that don't like me here wouldn't like me face-to-face either. Some of that may be due to not stabbing people in the back...I always prefer to stab people in the face so they know exactly how I feel. But most of the time, I'll give you a bandage for the wound afterwards...after all, I wouldn't want you bleeding all over the place...it's unsightly and makes a mess for someone else to clean up. Just so you know where we stand... *wanders off looking for victims*
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@Morleyhunt (20283)
• Canada
12 Feb 17
A bit of spice keeps things interesting. At least you don't spend all of your time moaning about how unfair life is is...and everyone owes you.... if one of your posts really annoys me...I just quietly slip away...or hit you with both barrels....hmmm....depends on my mood. This morning I'm feeling pretty mellow.
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
I don't mind both barrels, I'll even get my shotgun out and unload back at ya
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@Morleyhunt (20283)
• Canada
12 Feb 17
@JolietJake good to know....id hate for you to wander off whining about how miserable the other Mylotter was when she didn't agree with your lofty opinion.
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@mysdianait (64056)
• Italy
12 Feb 17
You probably don't remember (but I do) that time you told me to get off your post I survived and it hasn't happened again (well not yet anyway ) Maybe it doesn't help that not everyone knows everything about your past, or at least the parts you have shared, and just see you as you are today (and yesterday) and they judge you for that Those who are privileged to have met you many years earlier know that that you sometimes purr too and don't always growl
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
I'm like Scar...just because I am purring does not mean I will not suddenly because a spiny cactus plant
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@mysdianait (64056)
• Italy
12 Feb 17
@JolietJake and just like a cactus plant, the spines are on the outside, not inside
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• United States
12 Feb 17
i get in trouble all the time for being blunt..oh well..
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
You wanna smoke a blunt? Here in front of everyone?
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• United States
12 Feb 17
@JolietJake pft..the way my arm hurts today the thought occured..
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@PainsOnSlate (20414)
• Canada
12 Feb 17
As long as you clean up the blood and don't ask me to do it, you are OK.
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
I keep a janitorial service 'on call'
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• Canada
12 Feb 17
@JolietJake so your smart too...
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@sabtraversa (13329)
• Italy
12 Feb 17
Where has your discussion about discussions gone? Do you also censor or delete what you said in real life?
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
I deleted a half-dozen yesterday and decided that one this morning was not going to really serve its intended purpose.
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@pgntwo (21929)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
12 Feb 17
@JolietJake Self-censorship, cool idea. Might try it some time...;)
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@pgntwo (21929)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
12 Feb 17
The elastoplast/bandage is beginning to fall off, I think.
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
That's okay, the wound needs a bit of air to heal properly
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@pgntwo (21929)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
12 Feb 17
@JolietJake Definitely a lot of air getting in somewhere, in short gasps of less than 55KB.
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
@pgntwo They've patched it what, 2-3 times now? Need a better brand of Bondo I think...
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@Gillygirl (17361)
• Sutton, England
12 Feb 17
What you see is what you get. I can live with that. Make sure the bandage is clean please.
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
We'll try not to splatter any paint on it
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@Gillygirl (17361)
• Sutton, England
12 Feb 17
@JolietJake Especially paint that has been used on creepy eyes!
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@LadyDuck (170608)
• Switzerland
12 Feb 17
I like people who show their real face, who are not fake and have the guts to say what they think all the time.
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
Unfortunately, the word filter won't always let me say exactly what I think
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@LadyDuck (170608)
• Switzerland
12 Feb 17
@JolietJake I know that you have this "little" problem time by time.
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@Juliaacv (32348)
• Canada
12 Feb 17
No victim to be found in me. I like someone who is a straight shooter, I cannot stand the opposite, but I don't want to be stabbed in the face, but you'd have to catch me first......I'm a fast runner ya know!
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@JolietJake (51114)
• United States
12 Feb 17
*looks at Julia running away* Nice view...
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@Juliaacv (32348)
• Canada
12 Feb 17
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@JudyEv (130205)
• Bunbury, Australia
13 Feb 17
I think it is good that we all know where we stand - and preferably this will be quite a way back from that knife.
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@Jessicalynnt (47895)
• Centralia, Missouri
12 Feb 17
I do better when I have time to think through how i want to respond, but that only means i say less in person often
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@Corbin5 (112941)
• United States
12 Feb 17
Thank you for letting us know where we stand! So very kind of you!! See, you really are a sweet guy!
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@FourWalls (14659)
• United States
12 Feb 17
That's more than Scar will do after he draws blood like the end of a Warren Zevon song....
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• United States
12 Feb 17
Good you got that out of the way JJ. Now everyone knows where they stand.
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