Warts 'n all...
By Joliet Jake
February 12, 2017 4:32am CST
Not that I have any warts...or other imperfections...in fact, I am pretty much perfect. A perfect ass, some would even say. But see...that is the thing right there: I am exactly the same here as what you would get in real life. My corrosive abrasive personality is the same both places. I don't put on any pretensions. Lots of people that don't like me here wouldn't like me face-to-face either. Some of that may be due to not stabbing people in the back...I always prefer to stab people in the face so they know exactly how I feel. But most of the time, I'll give you a bandage for the wound afterwards...after all, I wouldn't want you bleeding all over the place...it's unsightly and makes a mess for someone else to clean up. Just so you know where we stand... *wanders off looking for victims*
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12 Feb 17
A bit of spice keeps things interesting. At least you don't spend all of your time moaning about how unfair life is is...and everyone owes you.... if one of your posts really annoys me...I just quietly slip away...or hit you with both barrels....hmmm....depends on my mood. This morning I'm feeling pretty mellow.
12 Feb 17
You probably don't remember (but I do) that time you told me to get off your post I survived and it hasn't happened again (well not yet anyway ) Maybe it doesn't help that not everyone knows everything about your past, or at least the parts you have shared, and just see you as you are today (and yesterday) and they judge you for that Those who are privileged to have met you many years earlier know that that you sometimes purr too and don't always growl