What Does The Lion Say To The Lioness?
By M.-L.
@MALUSE (69428)
Germany
February 16, 2017 1:44pm CST
The last item of the Guideline rules states that it's not allowed to post jokes. That's understandable because a joke is never the original work of a member.
Who thinks up or invents jokes will forever remain a mystery. The workers on the pyramids in Egypt may have told each other many of the jokes we hear or read today and consider as new - if we hear them for the first time. It's the same as with fairy tales or with literary plots in general. You can see them as dressmakers' mannequins which are always the same, only dressed up differently according to the current fashion.
If you like jokes but don't know any yourself which you could tell yourself and chuckle on and don't know anyone who could tell you new ones, you can find more than enough on the net. I've chanced on a site with the silliest jokes imaginable. I'm not a lol type, I'm more an IG (inner grinner). I can tell you that they - or rather most of them - don't disappoint.
One of the sites contains only animal jokes. They're listed according to the animals which are joked about in alphabetical order from Alpaca over Lemur, Mole, Sloth and Yak to Zebra to name but a few. There must be hundreds!
No risk, no fun. I'm now going to quote one of my fave lion jokes. The fact that we don't understand what animals talk about to each other doesn't mean that they don't talk to each other, does it?
Look at the photo. Can you hear what the lion is saying to his wifey?
"A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood."
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photo: pixabay
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24 responses
@Mike197602 (15489)
• United Kingdom
16 Feb 17
I just can't believe you used the word fave
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@Happy2BeMe (99426)
• Canada
16 Feb 17
Love the joke!! too funnt!! I am going to check out your link. My grand daughter is coming over this evening so she will love the animal jokes!!
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@nanette64 (20368)
• Fairfield, Texas
18 Feb 17
I love the picture @MALUSE . The female lion is tensing up to attack the photographer. The male lion says, "Wait for it....just another foot closer....smile....."
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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17 Feb 17
I'm an IG too! And one of my favourite t-shirts is one which says, NELI ... Not Even Laughing Inwardly. :)
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@hostessman (11871)
• Tucson, Arizona
16 Feb 17
i don't see anything wrong with telling jokes. your suppose to wright what your thinking and that is what you are thinking about..
@hostessman (11871)
• Tucson, Arizona
17 Feb 17
@MALUSE i know what it says but I am just telling my oppinion
@MALUSE (69428)
• Germany
16 Feb 17
@hostessman Please check the Guidelines. Pure jokes are not allowed.
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@garymarsh6 (23393)
• United Kingdom
16 Feb 17
Hmm yes ! I cannot see why people can't post the odd joke if it will brighten someones day and be a catalyst for a discussion!
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@simpleliving3251120 (498)
• Manahawkin, New Jersey
18 Feb 17
Great topic. Beautiful picture. Have a great day. Thank you for responding to many of my posts. I appreciate it!
@nottoooldtowrite (2715)
• Philippines
18 Feb 17
I like injecting humor in conversations at times. I should now start looking for a lion type.
@FayeHazel (40250)
• United States
20 Feb 17
Lol. Nice joke. I know I have been tempted to post recipes that I have made up, but the thing is - I modified other recipes to get there. So... they remain unposted for now.