The good news is - my husband isn't pregnant
@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
United States
February 20, 2017 1:12pm CST
My husband is having issues with his kidney function, seems his number dropped quite a bit since his last blood work six months ago. He had to go to the nephrologist who sent him for more blood work and today an ultrasound. So now we both go to the same specialist for the same reason - too much togetherness!!!
I planned to take a ride with him to the hospital for the ultrasound but I am nursing a cold, which just started yesterday. So right before he left he said, 'wish me luck'...I told him no luck involved it's just an ultrasound...turns out he's never had one before.
Naturally when he got home the first thing he said was, "I'm not pregnant."
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@Happy2BeMe (99399)
• Canada
20 Feb 17
Well thats a good thing...can you imagine the whining that you would have to put up with during labor if he was...
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
20 Feb 17
OMG you are so right! He cries over a hangnail!
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
20 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill Women can keep this job and to Hell with equality.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
20 Feb 17
@Asylum LOL - don't have a clue never had a kid.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
20 Feb 17
I am sure his whole family is relieved!
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@missjackie (1358)
• Ypsilanti, Michigan
20 Feb 17
*crosses fingers* I hope the both of you get better. And congrats on your hubby not being pregnant! I mean, he'd be the first in history to actually get pregnant, right? Haha.
Anyway, get better!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
20 Feb 17
Thanks! Maybe he could be on TV if he was pg. at his age and a male LOL
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@celticeagle (158725)
• Boise, Idaho
21 Feb 17
If he was you would both be very rich. Hope the kidney function is corrected.
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@celticeagle (158725)
• Boise, Idaho
21 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill ....Hard to say. Good that you keep on it.
@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
21 Feb 17
Thanks, my kidney function number went up and they aren't sure why - the same is the case for when it drops - they just don't always know: age, weight, former smoker...lots of things.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
21 Feb 17
He would complain for 9 years after too!
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@Morleyhunt (21737)
• Canada
20 Feb 17
That is good news....just imagine if he was pregnant.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
20 Feb 17
It might explain his need for tons of junk food LOL!
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@purplealabaster (22094)
• United States
21 Feb 17
Oh my goodness, I cannot imagine someone never having an ultrasound, but I guess that goes with the territory when you are a female. I never really thought about it, but there are not as many reasons for guys to have them.
I am glad to hear that your husband is not pregnant or I bet he would have a lot of explaining to do!
@purplealabaster (22094)
• United States
22 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill Wow, he really has been lucky ... and healthy.
@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
22 Feb 17
And. The only surgery he has had was tonsils...he is new at this St she 73
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
20 Feb 17
LOL, we can laugh now but still worry what that ultrasound might show.
@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
21 Feb 17
@Jessicalynnt see I have left a lasting impression on you!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
21 Feb 17
You were not sipping tea were you?
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@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
21 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill I almost always remember to put the glass down when I see your name lol
@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
21 Feb 17
Thank you - I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for this?
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
21 Feb 17
LMAO @AbbyGreenhill . When he said that, you should have said, "Well, dang it, we could have been millionaires."
@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
21 Feb 17
No no no - I'd rather be poor than raising a kid!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
21 Feb 17
@nanette64 I didn't want kids when I was young, I certainly don't want any now.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
21 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill Boy ain't that the truth. I'm with ya there. Especially since it would probably be you and not hubby that would be doing the do.
@LindaCPearson (2241)
• United States
22 Feb 17
Phew! that was a close call! At least you can both find some humor in the situation!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
22 Feb 17
You have to laugh, it's better than crying.
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@spaceseed (2843)
• India
21 Feb 17
some times i feel helpless because of my poor enlglish,,,,,, as I took it literally initially
@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
21 Feb 17
Sorry - but I thought it was obvious is was not serious.
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@spaceseed (2843)
• India
22 Feb 17
yeah I got it after reading full discussion. I just shared my first reaction by reading the title of discussion
@amadeo (111948)
• United States
20 Feb 17
Good that he is not.But you never know some day.Someone is going to make history.I will not be around for this.
@JudyEv (325346)
• Rockingham, Australia
21 Feb 17
I'm sure you were very relieved - although not as relieved probably as he was!
@AbbyGreenhill (45496)
• United States
21 Feb 17
Yes, we are all happy and Ruby said she doesn't want a little sis or bro
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@JudyEv (325346)
• Rockingham, Australia
21 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill I'm sure Ruby would have her nose right out of joint if she suddenly had to start sharing the love. :)
