Some Funny Wisecracks By Famous People
By Alice Henry
April 1, 2017 11:12pm CST
Zsa Zsa Gabor said: “I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.” She was married 7 or 8 times, I think. Lily Tomlin said: “The trouble with the rat race, is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” I have to think about that one. I like reading quotes and wisecracks from famous people. The “Reader’s Digest” used to have a page with famous quotes. I haven’t read a “Reader’s Digest” for years. I really did like that publication. I suppose you can still subscribe to it or purchase it at the grocery store, but I don’t remember seeing it lately. Well, I’m heading off to bed. Tomorrow is Sunday and my daughter and I will be going to two nursing homes. One at 10 AM and one at 2 PM. We will probably get some lunch in between and then we have our own Christian meeting to attend at 4 PM. So it’s going to be a very busy day. I hope everyone has a great week coming up.
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3 Apr 17
I will have to look the next time I go grocery shopping. I just don't remember seeing and Reader's Digests, but of course, I wasn't looking for them.. I always see the other magazines though because they are always there at the check out.