By Fiacre Banks
April 16, 2017 11:51am CST
I've been having much fun since discovering the facility on my phone that forwards all calls to the number of my choice. I redirect calls for about an hour then put my settings back to normal and start to get calls from bewildered friends, relatives and other nuisances who phone to express their befuddlement but really have nothing else to be calling about. So far callers wanting to talk to me have been reaching The zoo Paddy's Bar The crematorium The Sisters of Mercy Convent The headquarters of the DUP The Bolivian Embassy in Paris The Pigeon Club An assortment of undertakers Does anyone have the Pope's number? How childish am I? I'm really just practicing for old age when I'll be more able to get away with such folly.
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• Derry, Northern Ireland
I think the number you're after is VAT69 :)