Wrong number.

@xFiacre (10464)
Ireland
April 16, 2017 11:51am CST
I've been having much fun since discovering the facility on my phone that forwards all calls to the number of my choice. I redirect calls for about an hour then put my settings back to normal and start to get calls from bewildered friends, relatives and other nuisances who phone to express their befuddlement but really have nothing else to be calling about. So far callers wanting to talk to me have been reaching The zoo Paddy's Bar The crematorium The Sisters of Mercy Convent The headquarters of the DUP The Bolivian Embassy in Paris The Pigeon Club An assortment of undertakers Does anyone have the Pope's number? How childish am I? I'm really just practicing for old age when I'll be more able to get away with such folly.
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@Corbin5 (81345)
• United States
16 Apr
Practicing for old age is a wise thing to do. Now, you must walk outside without your pants to continue to practice.
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@xFiacre (10464)
• Ireland
16 Apr
@corbin5 I had an elderly gent hop into my car when I was stopped at lights once. He had practiced very hard and managed old age very well.
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@Corbin5 (81345)
• United States
16 Apr
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@pgntwo (21696)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
16 Apr
I think the number you're after is VAT69 :)
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@MALUSE (32698)
• Denmark
16 Apr
Sounds more like April Fools' Day than Easter.
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@xFiacre (10464)
• Ireland
16 Apr
@maluse All quite childish, but I'm still a bit fed up so it's a lovely distraction.
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@MALUSE (32698)
• Denmark
16 Apr
@xFiacre Fed up of what?
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@jstory07 (58293)
• Roseburg, Oregon
16 Apr
I hope you are having fun.
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@xFiacre (10464)
• Ireland
16 Apr
@jstory07 Little amused the innocent they say. Now I know that it also amuses the rest of us.
• Rochester, New York
16 Apr
LOL That is very cool. You know what though it's ok to let your inner child out to play at times.
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@reskyyandi (3841)
• Indonesia
17 Apr
It is hard to learn something new at old age.
@boiboing (12525)
• Northampton, England
16 Apr
I really don't get many calls.