CERTIFICATE of RESURRECTION
By julito
@antonbunot (11091)
Calgary, Alberta
April 17, 2017 1:37pm CST
I know several types of certificate - - examples: Certificate of Completion, Certificate of Excellence, and Certificate of Ownership, to name a few. Surprisingly, I just learned today that there is also a so-called CERTIFICATE of RESURRECTION!
A divorced mother from Minnesota (USA) got surprised to receive a letter from Social Security Office that since her 2-year-old son was dead and she remarried, she was disqualified to receive child support. Actually, her 2-year-old son was alive and healthy; the reason of the error was computer glitch. She protested and after a thorough verification they told her that Social Security Office was going to issue a CERTIFICATE of RESURRECTION.
Similar computer glitch also happened to me that made my blood pressure shot up. Eight years ago I bought a Ford Ranger truck from a local car dealer. My monthly payments were being withdrawn from my bank account. One day I showed up at the dealer’s office to pay an arrear. The manager was surprised to see me. The reason – my bank informed them that I was DEAD! I went to my bank and told them that I was alive and never dead in my life (LOL). - - I was resurrected in their system but never issued a Certificate of Resurrection. 
If similar glitch would happen to Prez Trump; Americans would surely protest if issued a Certificate of Resurrection. 
If similar glitch would happen to Prez Trump; Americans would surely protest if issued a Certificate of Resurrection. 8 people like this
7 responses
@ridingbet (66857)
• Philippines
18 Apr 17
how does the certificate of resurrection look like? does it have the silhouette of a tomb with a spirit coming out, like Casper? hahaha!
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@antonbunot (11091)
• Calgary, Alberta
1 May 17
@ridingbet You know doctors should give certificate of resurrection to their patients - - to whom they prescribe Viagra or Cialis! and a certificate of ascension (to heaven) to their partners or wives! ahahahaha! . . And they (husband and wife) should also give their family doctor a certificate of appreciation!
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@ridingbet (66857)
• Philippines
2 May 17
@antonbunot hahaha! right about that. and the certificate should be duly signed by the doctor and acknowledged by the male patient; and the appreciation, by the wife in big bold signature, so clear enough to be read by all. nyahaha!
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@bluesa (15023)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
25 Apr 17
@antonbunot , oh my goodness! That is scary! To get something so awful wrong 
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@bluesa (15023)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
26 Apr 17
@antonbunot , good you can laugh about it now :) . I would've asked the bank manager if I could get some free banking after all that!
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@bluesa (15023)
• Johannesburg, South Africa
27 Apr 17
@antonbunot , that was very good of you. The bank is lucky you are so understanding 
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@antonbunot (11091)
• Calgary, Alberta
26 Apr 17
@bluesa O, in fact, much more money-making than just free banking. . . My friends were pushing me to sue the bank - - reason: my blood pressure shot up and my heart almost stopped beating. . . . . But. although a bit greedy, I am not that greedy! . . and glitch happens to anyone under the sun.
. . But. although a bit greedy, I am not that greedy! . . and glitch happens to anyone under the sun.1 person likes this
@amadeo (111948)
• United States
18 Apr 17
@antonbunot Okay,I must be late on this.
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@RasmaSandra (73241)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
17 Apr 17
That is the strangest thing I ever heard of. Hopefully I never need one.
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