He Must Have Done Something Terrible

@Corbin5 (61360)
United States
April 20, 2017 4:17pm CST
I really did think that Purple Puppy would be Molly's all-time favorite "baby." Molly sure acted like Purple Puppy was her favorite. I have no idea what Purple Puppy did to cause Molly to decapitate him, but he must have done something awful. Molly's other stuffed "babies" are intact and dirt-free, but Purple Puppy is a muddy, headless mess. When Molly is not looking, Purple Puppy will be tossed in the garbage because a dirty Purple Puppy without a head is a pitiful sight to behold for this dog owner.
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@KristenH (16596)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
20 Apr
Poor stuffed animal. Shame on Molly for using it as a toy. Maybe Purple Puppy is her favorite to play with.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
20 Apr
Yes, perhaps she did play with him nonstop, but the ripping off of the head is a bit much, in my opinion.
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@KristenH (16596)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
20 Apr
@Corbin5 Yeah I agree that's a bit too much as in overkill.
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@cacay1 (28534)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
21 Apr
He likes to destroy stuff that does not fight back,lols.
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• United States
20 Apr
I guess purple puppy didn't turn out to be a long time friend even though Molly considered him a favorite. Poor purple puppy and poor Molly. Won't she miss him when he's gone?
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
20 Apr
Well, she insists that all "babies" stay in the backyard, never in the house, and she has so many out there to take care of, I think she will be glad Purple Puppy is gone. Maybe she is overwhelmed as a mother of too many babies. I need to go out there and check if any others have been decapitated.
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@cacay1 (28534)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
21 Apr
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
@Happy2BeMe (56563)
• Canada
20 Apr
Awwwww but purple bunny is her favorite that is why she destroyed it so quickly because she played with it so much.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
20 Apr
I think it is the ripping off of the head that has me thinking he did something quite naughty.
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@Happy2BeMe (56563)
• Canada
21 Apr
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@cacay1 (28534)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
21 Apr
@Happy2BeMe taht also serves as her exercise destroying body part of her toy.
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@Platespinner (14996)
• Winston Salem, North Carolina
20 Apr
He must have been a bad puppy indeed!
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
20 Apr
Yes, it must have been an awful deed he did. Oh well, in the garbage he goes.
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@cacay1 (28534)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
21 Apr
@Corbin5 se might find it in the garbage and bring it back to your sala and squeeze all other parts.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
@cacay1 Yes, I will have to bury Purple Puppy very deep in the garbage can.
@sallypup (16859)
• Moses Lake, Washington
20 Apr
That is a sad little guy. My hubby insisted on buying a plastic gator for Sally Gator. Stupid thing cost around 15 dollars. I knew it wasn't near tough enough. Room mate sewed its head back on at one point but right now?? I toss the headless body like I would a frisbee and Sally loves to catch it in the air. And the head part?? Its here somewhere. Favorite chew toy for Leah.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
Yes, sometimes parts of toys serve a dog well. All the stuffing all over the backyard will have me tossing Purple Puppy to avoid the mess.
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@amadeo (37534)
• United States
20 Apr
I would not be too concern.This happens.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
Yes, some stuffed toys really do take a beating.
@amadeo (37534)
• United States
21 Apr
@Corbin5 right.Now on to the next one
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
@snowy22315 (26767)
• United States
20 Apr
Awww, Molly might be sad without purple puppy. My friend's dog Jax has the nickname TK for toykiller. He is not happy until any toy is in tatters. My previous dog never "killed" any toys. Jax is a roughneck for a Chichaua!
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
Wow. Jax really is a roughneck!!!
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@snowy22315 (26767)
• United States
21 Apr
@Corbin5 He's toy obsessed!
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@Courtlynn (25532)
• United States
20 Apr
Oh goodness
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
Yes, a pitiful sight Purple Puppy happens to be.
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@1hopefulman (15704)
• Canada
21 Apr
Yes, the poor fellow looks so pitiful!
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
Yes, he is a sad sight to see every day.
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@1hopefulman (15704)
• Canada
21 Apr
@Corbin5 Time for him to go!
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
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@boiboing (12535)
• Northampton, England
21 Apr
RIP Purple Puppy.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
Yes, a sad day for me. Molly could not care less.
@boiboing (12535)
• Northampton, England
21 Apr
@Corbin5 My neighbour used to go to charity shops and buy cuddly toys for her dog to rip to shreds. I refused to go in with her and wouldn't let her dog go upstairs in case he attacked our furry friends.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
@boiboing That is where I buy Molly's stuffed babies. I have to look for the ones that do not have button eyes because she will tear off the eyes. They are only 50 cents each, and Molly does love to have a bunch of babies. You were wise to not let her dog go upstairs in your house.
@just4him (72957)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
21 Apr
Oh no! Poor Purple Puppy.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
I thought he was a really nice puppy. Apparently not.
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@just4him (72957)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
26 Apr
@Corbin5 Did Molly at least give Purple Puppy a chance before she took off his head?
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
26 Apr
@just4him Yes, she played with him for many days, and then, off with his head!
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• United States
21 Apr
Aww, poor purple puppy! Onward to the next toy!
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
22 Apr
Oh yes, Molly has many more "babies" in the backyard.
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• United States
23 Apr
@Corbin5 It's so cute to see a dog with her pretend baby!
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
23 Apr
@Jeanniemaries When Molly leaves for the dog park with my husband, she leaves 4 to 5 babies in front of the gate to the backyard to protect home and Mom while they are away.
@CRK109 (14319)
• United States
21 Apr
Yikes, that's very sad. I didn't realize the head was off. From here, I just thought the head was down where I couldn't see it. Poor Purple Puppy...
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
Yes, it was a sad day for me, but Molly did not give a hoot.
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@CRK109 (14319)
• United States
22 Apr
@Corbin5 Well, sounds like Molly is the boss and if she says Purple Puppy is out, I guess he's out. Stephen King has a dog named Molly. He calls her "The Thing of Evil" and writes about her on FB quite often! It's a hoot! lol
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
22 Apr
@Nawsheen (21802)
• Mauritius
28 Apr
Oh no that's for Purple Puppy. But Molly may miss Purple puppy when she gets thrown away. She sure was very angry at Purple Puppy
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
28 Apr
I think I will just sew Purple Puppy's neck closed to keep the stuffing in so that Molly can still play with him. Hope she does not take off more body parts.
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@Nawsheen (21802)
• Mauritius
29 Apr
@Corbin5 yes i guess this is a very good idea. Seems like the favorite toy of Molly is Purple puppy
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@ShifaLk (7249)
• India
23 Apr
Aww Molly is pampered n spoilt
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
23 Apr
Yes, in the past, we always had boy dogs, and Molly is our first girl pup. We treat her like a princess.
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@ShifaLk (7249)
• India
24 Apr
@Corbin5 awww haha How cute...
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@Kuttu_007 (886)
• India
22 Apr
Are u feeling sad for that stuffed animal...
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
22 Apr
Oh yes, I do feel sad. He was a very nice stuffed animal.
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• India
22 Apr
@Corbin5 oh...I'm sorry for that purple puppy..
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@HazySue (12584)
• United States
21 Apr
Poor Purple Puppy. If only you could get Molly to tell you what the problem was. Our little Peke had a toy that he absolutely loved - he dragged it through the mud, tore off his nose, and had an ear missing.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
22 Apr
Maybe those well-loved toys are meant to be used and abused often.
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@HazySue (12584)
• United States
22 Apr
@Corbin5 I am thinking they become batted and bruised because they are love so much.
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@megatron777 (3859)
• Guam
21 Apr
Funny story.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
Glad you like it!!!
• Guam
23 Apr
@Corbin5 Yes I really do.
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@LadyDuck (98515)
• Switzerland
21 Apr
Why not to wash Purple Puppy and to put the head back in place? It can still look cute.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
Well, I think my husband tossed the head and ears in the garbage. Thank goodness Molly has a lot of stuffed babies.
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@LadyDuck (98515)
• Switzerland
21 Apr
@Corbin5 If he tossed the head the poor Purple Puppy cannot be saved. Molly will not even notice.
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@allknowing (53994)
• India
21 Apr
I think you better retrieve it, wash it and give it back to Molly. One our our pets just could not sleep until he found the tattered door mat which he cuddled and slept.
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@Corbin5 (61360)
• United States
21 Apr
I suppose I could sew up the neck and was it. A strange toy it will be. The doormat was so important to your pet. So sweet.
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@allknowing (53994)
• India
21 Apr
@Corbin5 You should do that.
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