These self service check out machines are getting sillier.

@Asylum (47893)
Manchester, England
April 21, 2017 10:41am CST
I have never been a fan of self service check out, but have used a few recently due to some stores having no alternative check outs. So far I have encountered several absurd situations with these machines, but today’s was the most ridiculous. After selecting a few items at Poundland I proceeded to the check out, which as usual was self service only. I methodically scanned each item and selected “Finish and pay”. The next screen asked how many plastic carrier bags I had used, which I selected as “No bags”. At this point I was expecting to be asked to insert my cash, but instead I received an on screen message of “Restricted items, authentication required”. This left me totally perplexed since I was buying what was currently being offered for sale. I had to wait for an assistant to become free and enter authorisation into the machine before I could continue. Naturally I questioned the action and was told that it was because I had bought a paring knife. If the store is selling items that require approval from staff then it seems outrageous to offer self service check out only.
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@LadyDuck (458006)
• Switzerland
22 Apr 17
Oh my goodness, what do they think, that people go there, buy a knife and then start to kill all the other customers in the store? This is ridiculous.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
Avoiding selling knives to children seems reasonable, but selling something that requires authorisation and having self service only is not practical.
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@LadyDuck (458006)
• Switzerland
22 Apr 17
@Asylum I can understand that they do not want to sell knives to children, but if they sell items that require authorisation, only self service is not a solution. Now that you mention "authorisation", we buy our brandy and whisky in Italy, we check out at a self service machine, we were never been asked to wait for authorisation. This is not normal, they should check that you are 18 years old or more.
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@LadyDuck (458006)
• Switzerland
22 Apr 17
@Asylum This is exactly what I think. Tomorrow I have to go out to Italy to buy a few things at the supermarket, I am going to buy a bottle of something just to check what happens.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
21 Apr 17
Invariably, using a staffed till, where available, is far quicker - that is what checkout operators get trained to do... Next you'll be expected to hop in the driving seat on the bus!
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
21 Apr 17
I can accept the desire to reduce staff for financial reasons, but self service only is foolish in many cases.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
@pgntwo I do not own a car.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
21 Apr 17
@Asylum Ever used an automated car wash? Horrendous, expensive things, when 3 guys, a jet wash and a couple of sponges do a better job in less time...
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• United States
21 Apr 17
I HATE HATE HATE the self checkout and refuse to use them unless someone is with me who doesn't mind, in which case "they" use it, I just pay. It is also slower because of the scan and place item in the bag method is not as fast as when checking out with a real person.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
21 Apr 17
I have seen some with very small bagging areas which can be a real problem when buying several items.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
@Carmelanirel2 Exactly, you cannot balance everything on the plate before filling the bags.
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• United States
21 Apr 17
@Asylum Yeah, that too, if I have a large amount of groceries, these self checkouts are useless.
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@moffittjc (118435)
• Gainesville, Florida
22 Apr 17
We have similar situations here with products that are sold and need to be approved by a manager. One of them is cans of spray paint. Gang members love to use spray paint to spray graffiti everywhere, so there are restrictions on buying cans of spray paint in many stores. A manager has to check to make sure you are over 18 (and presumably not a gang member, although how does one confirm that someone is or isn't a gang member?)
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
23 Apr 17
It would be difficult to control the sale of spray paint in that respect because some over 18 year olds would use the paint wrongly.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
23 Apr 17
@moffittjc In many cases it becomes a challenge.
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@moffittjc (118435)
• Gainesville, Florida
23 Apr 17
@Asylum The more people/government tries to control or regulate something, the more people will find ways around the rules and laws.
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@CRK109 (14558)
• United States
23 Apr 17
Now that's interesting. I use self service at our grocery store every week and I've never run into anything like that. But then again, I haven't bought any knives in a while.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
23 Apr 17
It seems logical to have the safeguard to avoid children buying knives, but they should also have a manned check out for such items.
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@CRK109 (14558)
• United States
23 Apr 17
@Asylum Yes I agree with that completely!
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• United States
21 Apr 17
I've used them when I have no alternative but never without needing authorization from the clerk watching all the checkouts. It's outrageous you need authorization to buy a paring knife.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
21 Apr 17
It seems logical if children have access, but a manned check out would speed things up.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
@Jeanniemaries Well it is apparently not permitted in Poundland.
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• United States
21 Apr 17
@Asylum I don't think anyone would stop a child here from buying a paring knife. But maybe. It's all different now.
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
21 Apr 17
I have almost got used to the blessed things. The only things I really hate about them are the bland messages: "All of your clubcard points will be added" (Should I expect them to be subtracted, divided or multiplied?) and "Thank you for shopping at Tesco" when I'm nearly out of the door. One gets used to the rest of the stupidity, I find. Of course any teenager who wanted a paring knife for nefarious purposes would probably pocket the thing and pay for the rest of the stuff (so as not to look suspicious) ... maybe!
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
21 Apr 17
The "Thank you for shopping at" messages can be irritating when there are many machines.
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@allknowing (130066)
• India
22 Apr 17
I prefer a human around me when dealing with any situation and that includes using a lift (lol)
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
Lifts do not worry me because very little can actually go wrong.
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@Jackalyn (7559)
• Oxford, England
23 Apr 17
I hate these self check out machined with a vengance and refuse to use them even if it means waiting longer. I know they will go wrong on me and it will take me four times as long to get out of the shop. Poundland ones are annoying. It also gets silly as you say, when they check items anyway.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
23 Apr 17
I do try to avoid them as much as possible.
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
24 Apr 17
A paring knife is a restricted item? That is rather overkill so to speak!! I hate self-serve, especially when fruits or vegetables are involved, you have to figure out which apple it is and then enter a number, crazy and way too much work
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
24 Apr 17
Yes it does seem rather overkill, but considering some of the crazy youths around these days I can understand the restriction.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
23 Apr 17
That is absolutely ridiculous, I agree. I loathe those self-service checkouts - I've yet to use one that hasn't required the intervention of a member of staff.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
24 Apr 17
So far I have encountered several different reasons for the need of staff intervening, but this was the most ridiculous.
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@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
30 Apr 17
So far, Pretty and I have avoided the self-checkouts when we have been shopping. Right after they were opened in the Walmart we shop at (which is not the Walmart where I work) we had gone in to buy our month of groceries. When we went to pay, the self-checkouts were all that were open. (It was also 2 am.) We walked to the entrance to the self-checkout area and I ask which register was open. The clerk pointed into the self-checkout area and replied that they all were available. I pushed my cart past the self-checkout area to the first register that had to have a person running it. And unloaded my cart onto the belt. The whole time I was unloading my cart the person supervising the self-checkouts kept watching me. When I was done, I looked up, acted surprised no one was ringing up my items and pointed at the person. I told them the checkout clerk must not have heard them, so they needed to call them again. The young lady looked at me and stated there was no one available to run that register. I pointed at her and told her SHE was available since there was no one using the self-checkouts! She stood there a minute and then proceeded to ring up my purchases. They do keep a person available for the regular registers now.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
30 Apr 17
You was extremely fortunate because most stores here would have simply stressed that those check outs were not in use.
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@boiboing (13153)
• Northampton, England
21 Apr 17
I have never seen a self-service Poundland.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
I only know the one, which is in Manchester Arndale Centre.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
@boiboing It should be more viable when they sell products that require authorising before the machine will continue.
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@boiboing (13153)
• Northampton, England
22 Apr 17
@Asylum Poundland check out staff always strike me as REALLY good and very fast. I would have thought that most of us are so rubbish at using the autocheckouts that they'd save money by having proper till operators.
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@tzwrites (4835)
• Romania
22 Apr 17
It is the most ridiculous thing ...why do you need staff approval to buy stuff that is available in the store
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
If they sell knives and wish to restrict the sales then they should at least offer a manned check out to deal with such purchases.
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@tzwrites (4835)
• Romania
22 Apr 17
@Asylum Of course.
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@PatZAnthony (14752)
• Charlotte, North Carolina
6 May 17
These are not for me, so we would have to avoid such stores if we could @Koalemos
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
7 May 17
I try to avoid them as much as possible, but there are some items that would be far more expensive at other stores. For example, they sell packs of chicken or ham which the cats adore.
@amadeo (111948)
• United States
21 Apr 17
I hear what your saying there.Ours say did you bring your own bag.Not sure what they mean by this .Your own bag who your wife or boyfriend.Never had any problem with this
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
That question arises because we are charged 5 pence for every bag used.
@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
@amadeo Probably about 8 cents.
@amadeo (111948)
• United States
22 Apr 17
@Asylum I see.how much is 5 pence.A nickle?
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@Inlemay (17714)
• South Africa
9 May 17
that has not yet found its way to SA yet - but I did experience it in Belgium. It was weird
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
9 May 17
It seems an absurd thing when items are on sale that need age verification.
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@paigea (35678)
• Canada
21 Apr 17
That is annoying. So far I have never encountered a store with Only self serve. And there is always a staff at the self serve anyway. I always line up to pay a person.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
21 Apr 17
So do I when the option exists, but with self service only it is not an option.
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@spiderdust (14741)
• San Jose, California
21 Apr 17
I'm guessing Poundland is using them as a "cost saving measure" since they don't have to pay anyone to run the register. Unfortunately it's one of the reasons why I try not to use them very much, because a self-checkout means that a person doesn't have a job.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
It would be too bad if there were not problems with them quite often.
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@FayeHazel (40248)
• United States
21 Apr 17
Wow seriously? I used to like the self checkers , but because of those little hiccups I don't like them so well any more
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
22 Apr 17
There always appears to be something wrong with them and this is the most ridiculous problem so far.
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