TITGs The Foreigner at it's Comic Finest - My Favorite Play

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That was the headline for the Forest Grove News-Times review of my first full length play at Theatre In The Grove, followed by this qoute. "See this play twice its worth your rapt attention" "This is one of the funniest American plays and the TITG cast has it down perfectly." "Chris Bergstrom is perfectly cast as Ellard, the loveable dimwitted boy who teaches Charlie to speak English" These are just some of the nicest things ever written about me and my performance onstage, it really was a very enjoyable show to be apart of, i never thought i would be able to learn all my lines but i did and not only did i memorize my lines but i was able to really become the charachter of Ellard Simms. The role of Ellard Simms is that of a dimwit with a real southern charm, in one of my favorite scenes he tries to teach Charlie the lead how to use his silverware. "Don't tell me you've never seen a knife. Knife. That's a knife. Use it to cut things. Cut things. (Mimes) Like - ham. If we had some ham. Or bacon, or sump'm. I can't believe you don't -. (Looks around for help. There is none.) Or butter. If we had some butter, you could use it to spread it on -. You don't really need it. No, you don't need it. (Demonstrating.) Put it down. Bad. Uh-. (Charlie now holds a spoon.) Yeah, now that's your spoon. Use that to put sugar in your coffee, if you had some sugar, here. And you had some coffee - shoot. I don't really know why we got all these things. But your fork - man, I wish somebody else'd help you with this, 'cause I don't know anything, but - I think that your fork - your fork'd be the main thing you'd use. 'Cause you got your eggs, and you got your grits. Y'see? Eat 'em with a fork, just like we been doin'. Can - you - say - "fork"? "Faw-werk"? "Faw-werk." [...] Two parts. "Faw-werk." [...] Right. Put 'em together. "Faw-werk" [...] Good! That was great!" The photo is of me in June 2009 playing the role of Ellard Simms in Theatre In The Grove's performance of The Foreigner.