If-the-Block-Was-President....
@theBlock (2657)
United States
May 18, 2017 11:12pm CST
IF I WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES....
AS soon as I step into the Oval office, I'd tell the Secretary of State to order some pizza.
I'D release all violent inmates, brand them with "ISIS Sucks" tattoos on their foreheads, and drop 'em in Iraq.
I'D build a wall around South Central, Los Angeles. A very big wall....
I'LL make Trump and Hillary hold hands for 24 days straight.
I'LL get rid of ISIS by promising them one million virgin blow-up dolls ... or virgin donkeys ... whatever they prefer, if they put down their arms and go home.
YEP, THAT'S WHAT I'D DO....
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@JamesHxstatic (29234)
• Eugene, Oregon
19 May 17
That's a better start then the Donald has had.
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@kobesbuddy (74419)
• East Tawas, Michigan
26 Aug 17
President? President? I'd like to make a motion! President?
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@theBlock (2657)
• United States
19 May 17
@JamesHxstatic
I-think-the-man-is-in-trouble-these-days
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@theBlock (2657)
• United States
19 May 17
@louievill
Finally!....I'm-glad-somebody-noticed-my-Genius!....Um...You're-not-from-the-Mental-Institution,,are-you?.....They're-looking-for-me,,for-some-reason.
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@amitkokiladitya (171936)
• Agra, India
19 May 17
@theBlock welcome .have a good day
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@shivamani10 (11038)
• Hyderabad, India
19 May 17
I will handover Nawaz sheriff to India and to treat him as a terrorist caught in the J&K border. I will make his hips flat and red with sticks of Army people blows severely on them. I will order an attack on China if it does not agree for a war with Russia. I will make all Moderates crawl on the Roads leading to White House and save the cleaning expenditure to spend for the poor Americans.
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@kobesbuddy (74419)
• East Tawas, Michigan
26 Aug 17
@theBlock Pizza, yummy! Again, are you taking applications? Violent inmates, does this also include my oldest sister, who drove two husbands to drink? Iraq is her dream vacation spot. I'll pray for the poor donkeys, they deserve so much better than ISIS!
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@kobesbuddy (74419)
• East Tawas, Michigan
26 Aug 17
@theBlock Oh my gosh, I'll take the job!:) Away from my sister? Ya hoo!
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
26 Aug 17
@kobesbuddy
If you want, you can be my VP!
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@kobesbuddy (74419)
• East Tawas, Michigan
26 Aug 17
@theBlock Trump holding hands with Hillary? Is that war on U.S. soil?
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