Best Lie EVER!

@andriaperry (25160)
Anniston, Alabama
May 21, 2017 10:17pm CST
Tony has been trying to contract a family member for a couple weeks now and this morning there was a voice mail left. It went a little like this " Hey, sorry I missed your call last night, I forgot my phone in the truck." Tony said " OMG! That`s lie, I did not call last night and her phone has grown into the skin of her hand, she sleeps with it." What is the best lie you have heard lately?
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@Courtlynn (36719)
• United States
22 May
Not even sure. Lol. But I've gotten those types of texts before then found out the person was hanging with someone else after texting they were sleeping.
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@andriaperry (25160)
• Anniston, Alabama
22 May
Saying nothing would have been better, but me and Tony had a wonderful hard laugh about it.
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@Courtlynn (36719)
• United States
22 May
@LadyDuck (108498)
• Switzerland
22 May
I cannot understand why people tell stupid lies. My niece forgot to wish me happy birthday. She called one week later saying "I am sorry, I was SOOOO busy"... ridiculous, it takes a few seconds to send a text message.
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@andriaperry (25160)
• Anniston, Alabama
22 May
Its even funnier when we know its a lie.
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@LadyDuck (108498)
• Switzerland
22 May
@andriaperry Yes it is, in the case of my niece I knew she had spent two days of vacation, she was not busy at all.
@Morleyhunt (14845)
• Canada
22 May
If I tell someone I forgot my phone., it's probably true. The. There's the ringer...as soon as I read this discussion I checked. Sure enough, I forgot to turn the ringer back on yesterday. I love the child who tells you they didn't eat any chocolate....when the chocolate is streaming from their chins.
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@andriaperry (25160)
• Anniston, Alabama
22 May
For me it would be normal too, I rarely turn the ringer on, unless I am expecting a call.
@Srbageldog (2422)
• United States
22 May
One of my aunts once claimed she had been diagnosed with prostate cancer...
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@andriaperry (25160)
• Anniston, Alabama
22 May
LAMO! Your lie beats mine!!!!
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@JudyEv (90145)
• Bunbury, Australia
22 May
I don't know why people tell lies. They always get found out.
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@andriaperry (25160)
• Anniston, Alabama
22 May
The usual would have worked, "I was at work." Although we know she will not work THAT much.
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@TRBRocks420 (56881)
• Banks, Oregon
22 May
I can't think of one right off hand.
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@andriaperry (25160)
• Anniston, Alabama
22 May
Well, most people dont lie like that.
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@teamfreak16 (31761)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
22 May
Anything that comes out of Trump's mouth!