The time for empty threats is now!

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Here's mine: If one more thing goes wrong today, I'm quitting the planet. Health issues in the family, going through the court process with my ex, solicitors fees coming out of my *bleeep*, you'd think these things would be enough, but nooooo Today I walked past my boiler and it was buzzing. Yeah that's totally fine boilers buzz all normal nothing to see here NOOOOOOOO It's bees. There are bees in my roof now, as it happens. I didn't know until today, when they buzzed their buzziest and started to spill over into my section of the house (aka the house) via a small hole in the plaster in the ceiling over my boiler. Rang my estate agents, they told me bees are protected now but they'll ring the council. I think it's marvellous that they're protected, very important, but I said I'd very much appreciate it if you could just send someone today to fill in the hole so they haven't got a free pass to what would essentially be a castle for bees (aka the house). Skip to the end: The hole has been filled. I thought I could get on with my day after that, but nooooooooo Hoovered the porch, kitchen, and bathroom ready to mop. Boiled the kettle, filled the mop bucket, puddle on the floor. THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET. Kill me now.