Why Steal Now

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It never fails, right before I go to lay my weary head down, the 2 butt-heads steal my bed and go to sleep. I go to bed pretty late, and they have not been down in my room all night. They wanted to sleep in my bed after they left me all lonesome the whole night. Sorry ladies, you had another thing coming. Well, not really, Kai usually leaves as soon as I hop in bed. She is just to big and cannot get comfortable with me and Brooklyn in the bed also. Plus, it is really to hot for her this time of year. Brooklyn on the other hand was not moving. She is half the size of Kai, but does not share for anything. Hogs the covers, hogs up all the space with her upside down cockroach, dead dog type of deal she does. That is OK, because I get her back in my sleep. Yes, somehow I manage to fall asleep with Brooklyn's rude ways. I do all kinds of crazy things in my sleep, talk, walk, and kick. I can always tell when I was moving around because she is never there when I wake up. That is not uncommon if someone else is up, but everyone was still asleep when I woke up this morning. I hope I kicked her in the head a couple of good times for being an inconsiderate brat. I am evil I tell you.