What's your favorite Guideline violation?

@JolietJake (51104)
United States
June 9, 2017 4:33pm CST
Mine is asking "What's your favorite (insert item here)?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Poor JJ is doing poorly this month. He just can't come up with any good discussions, and is floundering in waters over his head, soon to drown, unless he can come up with a few BIG discussions quickly. Otherwise, if his earnings don't improve here, the Lear jet and the Lamborghini are both gonna have to go back to the bank. Hey...you didn't think I was here for the fun of it, did you?
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17 responses
@rebelann (42997)
• El Paso, Texas
9 Jun 17
It ain't you babe, everyone is either at the beach or camping.
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
9 Jun 17
I've been pretty busy with work for the last 7-8 days, I thought I was just lacking a presence here or something
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@rebelann (42997)
• El Paso, Texas
9 Jun 17
Hey, how's your kidney doin @JolietJake ? You gonna be ok?
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
9 Jun 17
@rebelann I'm functional, just not fully functional, but I guess we aren't discussing my mental capabilities...
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@Morleyhunt (21330)
• Canada
9 Jun 17
I think the worst one is the one liner...what's up? That's not a post....and the sky is up.
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
9 Jun 17
I usually answer 'the ceiling'
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• United States
10 Jun 17
@Morleyhunt @jolietjake My response when I hear that question: A direction. Or "what are you up to?" : Oh, about 5'9"
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• United States
9 Jun 17
Fun? Fun Does Not Exist.
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
9 Jun 17
Oh hell, did I say fun? I meant to say bacon!
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• United States
9 Jun 17
@JolietJake Oh heck yeah..bacon
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@DWDavis (15037)
• Pikeville, North Carolina
10 Jun 17
I agree that the short, one-line questions are my favorite violations.
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• United States
10 Jun 17
almost as good as the "OK" as a response.
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• Jacksonville, Florida
9 Jun 17
I don't think anyone is doing great this month. I guess everyone is on vacation or something. Lol
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
9 Jun 17
I may not get enough to pay for the yacht this month either
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@TheSojourner (17298)
• United States
10 Jun 17
It's been so bad that I was thinking about finding a street lamp and street corner, but then I figured I make more here at 30 cents a day. @sonjarae
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• Philippines
10 Jun 17
I hope scar isn't giving you a hard time. I'm just here to rant and rant and tell my every thing.
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@ridingbet (60545)
• Philippines
10 Jun 17
how about "tell me about your _ _ _ _ _."
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@sallypup (29244)
• Moses Lake, Washington
9 Jun 17
Cursing. I love to curse right here. Ha ha. Its all about support and friendship- you can't hear me cough so hey, verbal curses are good, right?
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@pgntwo (22748)
• Tripoli, Lebanon
9 Jun 17
No jokes. Spoilsports...
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
9 Jun 17
"What did the cat say to the dog? Hell if I know, they weren't speaking English."
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@pgntwo (22748)
• Tripoli, Lebanon
9 Jun 17
@JolietJake And the difference between an efficient vacuum cleaner and an admiral in the navy...? The efficient vacuum cleaner sucks and never fails...
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• United States
10 Jun 17
@pgntwo OMG... I love that.
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@RubyHawk (30432)
• Atlanta, Georgia
9 Jun 17
We're all here for the fun of it. Otherwise we wouldn't work for pennies a day? Or do you earn more money than I do.
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
9 Jun 17
I earn about $364.9753 per day here
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@RubyHawk (30432)
• Atlanta, Georgia
10 Jun 17
@JolietJake That's much more than I earn. Enjoy your riches.
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@NJChicaa (47407)
• United States
9 Jun 17
Ha you are one of the best earners on the site!
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
9 Jun 17
Not this month.
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@NJChicaa (47407)
• United States
9 Jun 17
@JolietJake Tell Scar to pick up the slack!
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@andriaperry (61007)
• Anniston, Alabama
10 Jun 17
Yeah its slow this month, I reckon people go places and do stuff..
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@JolietJake (51104)
• United States
10 Jun 17
Don't they know how dangerous it is to go outside? They might run into people, and then who knows what may happen...it's much safer here
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@LadyDuck (181878)
• Switzerland
10 Jun 17
The excessive tagging to attract comments are the most annoying violation, followed by the one line question.
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@Jessicalynnt (47879)
• Centralia, Missouri
11 Jun 17
hmmn suggestions, 1. weird news. 2. what scar would do with a million dollars. 3. in a clash of band A and band Z who would win the french open? lol
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@EddieHands (37801)
• United States
10 Jun 17
I knew you were in it for the money! I am Dr. Claws cat ! we have been watching you from out hideout! Also yes I am here for the shiny gold coins! My fav violation is where people keep posting a refferal link in their posts, and then wonder why they get banned lol meow!
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@SonjaRae (4802)
• United States
10 Jun 17
As a newbie, who never read the "code of conduct" fully, I can't answer this one.
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