What's your favorite Guideline violation?

By JJ
@JolietJake (49962)
United States
June 9, 2017 4:33pm CST
Mine is asking "What's your favorite (insert item here)?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Poor JJ is doing poorly this month. He just can't come up with any good discussions, and is floundering in waters over his head, soon to drown, unless he can come up with a few BIG discussions quickly. Otherwise, if his earnings don't improve here, the Lear jet and the Lamborghini are both gonna have to go back to the bank. Hey...you didn't think I was here for the fun of it, did you?
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17 responses
@rebelann (38939)
• El Paso, Texas
9 Jun
It ain't you babe, everyone is either at the beach or camping.
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@JolietJake (49962)
• United States
9 Jun
I've been pretty busy with work for the last 7-8 days, I thought I was just lacking a presence here or something
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@rebelann (38939)
• El Paso, Texas
9 Jun
Hey, how's your kidney doin @JolietJake ? You gonna be ok?
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@JolietJake (49962)
• United States
9 Jun
@rebelann I'm functional, just not fully functional, but I guess we aren't discussing my mental capabilities...
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@Morleyhunt (19540)
• Canada
9 Jun
I think the worst one is the one liner...what's up? That's not a post....and the sky is up.
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@JolietJake (49962)
• United States
9 Jun
I usually answer 'the ceiling'
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• United States
10 Jun
@Morleyhunt @jolietjake My response when I hear that question: A direction. Or "what are you up to?" : Oh, about 5'9"
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• United States
9 Jun
Fun? Fun Does Not Exist.
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@JolietJake (49962)
• United States
9 Jun
Oh hell, did I say fun? I meant to say bacon!
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• United States
9 Jun
@JolietJake Oh heck yeah..bacon
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@DWDavis (10774)
• Pikeville, North Carolina
10 Jun
I agree that the short, one-line questions are my favorite violations.
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• United States
10 Jun
almost as good as the "OK" as a response.
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@pgntwo (21551)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
9 Jun
No jokes. Spoilsports...
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@JolietJake (49962)
• United States
9 Jun
"What did the cat say to the dog? Hell if I know, they weren't speaking English."
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@pgntwo (21551)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
9 Jun
@JolietJake And the difference between an efficient vacuum cleaner and an admiral in the navy...? The efficient vacuum cleaner sucks and never fails...
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• United States
10 Jun
@pgntwo OMG... I love that.
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• Jacksonville, Florida
9 Jun
I don't think anyone is doing great this month. I guess everyone is on vacation or something. Lol
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@JolietJake (49962)
• United States
9 Jun
I may not get enough to pay for the yacht this month either
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@TheSojourner (17479)
• United States
10 Jun
It's been so bad that I was thinking about finding a street lamp and street corner, but then I figured I make more here at 30 cents a day. @sonjarae
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• Philippines
10 Jun
I hope scar isn't giving you a hard time. I'm just here to rant and rant and tell my every thing.
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@ridingbet (47171)
• Philippines
10 Jun
how about "tell me about your _ _ _ _ _."
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@sallypup (26332)
• Moses Lake, Washington
9 Jun
Cursing. I love to curse right here. Ha ha. Its all about support and friendship- you can't hear me cough so hey, verbal curses are good, right?
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@RubyHawk (21801)
• Atlanta, Georgia
9 Jun
We're all here for the fun of it. Otherwise we wouldn't work for pennies a day? Or do you earn more money than I do.
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@JolietJake (49962)
• United States
9 Jun
I earn about $364.9753 per day here
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@RubyHawk (21801)
• Atlanta, Georgia
10 Jun
@JolietJake That's much more than I earn. Enjoy your riches.
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@NJChicaa (36965)
• United States
9 Jun
Ha you are one of the best earners on the site!
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@JolietJake (49962)
• United States
9 Jun
Not this month.
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@NJChicaa (36965)
• United States
9 Jun
@JolietJake Tell Scar to pick up the slack!
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@andriaperry (46488)
• United States
10 Jun
Yeah its slow this month, I reckon people go places and do stuff..
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@JolietJake (49962)
• United States
10 Jun
Don't they know how dangerous it is to go outside? They might run into people, and then who knows what may happen...it's much safer here
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@LadyDuck (147715)
• Switzerland
10 Jun
The excessive tagging to attract comments are the most annoying violation, followed by the one line question.
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@Jessicalynnt (47790)
• Centralia, Missouri
11 Jun
hmmn suggestions, 1. weird news. 2. what scar would do with a million dollars. 3. in a clash of band A and band Z who would win the french open? lol
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@EddieHands (37857)
• United States
10 Jun
I knew you were in it for the money! I am Dr. Claws cat ! we have been watching you from out hideout! Also yes I am here for the shiny gold coins! My fav violation is where people keep posting a refferal link in their posts, and then wonder why they get banned lol meow!
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@SonjaRae (4895)
• United States
10 Jun
As a newbie, who never read the "code of conduct" fully, I can't answer this one.
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