A monologue with our Bell Fruit Tree

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Hi there. Hope you are happy with us which I think you are. Why else would you yield four times in a year? But just a piece of advice. Twice is more than enough and that too when it is summer. Your fruits taste great during summer. Now it is raining here and you have started yielding. The fruits are all down on the ground. They do not taste good at all. I have to most unwillingly throw them in our compost pits. But one consolation is that they help us provide good manure. Hope you will make a note of this and not disappoint me. Bye for now. Enjoy the rain Do you talk to your trees too? What do you tell them?