June 14th : Happy Birthday President Trump !

@topffer (29927)
France
June 14, 2017 5:42am CST
What a great man you are ! You are making the world more solidary It seems incredible, but you made it with your withdrawal of the Paris Climate agreement. It is sure now, it will be applied, every country, has agreed to tell how selfish and egotist you are, and how you are endangering our planet. It is what you can call your greatest success : who would have thought that someday the Pope could agree with Kim Jong-Un about something ? You are a wizard ! You are making the European Union stronger and greater It is difficult to want to become the 1st world economic power and to not be able to defend your territory. It is the case for the EU for various reasons : because Germany after WW2 was occupied and not authorized to develop an army, and decided later that it was more interesting to rely on NATO than to contribute to an European army ; because UK did not wanted to hear about an European army... Then you came last May President Trump, to ask us to have NATO more involved in the coalition against ISIS, which has been accepted, but also to tell us the burden we were for your country, and you refused to confirm that you would apply the art. 5 of the NATO treaty, the one telling like the Three Musketeers «One for all and all for one». How enlightening has been again your speech ! Mrs Merkel, like many, realized that we could not rely anymore on the USA to defend Europe, and 10 days later, on June 7th, the European Commission was issuing a document on «the future of European defense» to create a real army in the EU. Apparently this news changed your mind and what we were expecting from you in May, you are offering it in June, and are now ready to apply the art. 5 of the NATO treaty. So thank you, thank you twice Pdt Trump, for having created in 10 days an European army that we had not managed to create in 10 years, and to come back to tell us that NATO would help us. You are great ! and what a joker ! You are the best antidote to populism for the world we could ever hope The world watches you and your alternative facts : the way you want to not welcome any refugee in your country under the pretext of securing it ; the way you criticize and are rude with your justice ; the way your reform of Obamacare will leave millions of your citizens without any health insurance... Enlightened by your actions and your successes, the Dutch and the French have already rejected populism, UKIP has no more members in the UK Parliament, your candidate in France, Marine Le Pen, will have only 3 or 4 deputies in our National Assembly.... Thank you so much president Trump ! Happy Birthday !
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@Asylum (46809)
• Manchester, England
14 Jun
Now you have really upset me because today is my birthday. The last thing that I wanted to hear was that I share a birthday with Donald Trump.
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@JolietJake (39716)
14 Jun
I promise I won't tell anyone...
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@Asylum (46809)
• Manchester, England
14 Jun
@JolietJake A likely story.
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@topffer (29927)
• France
14 Jun
Would it be wrong with the health problem you have actually to tell you that this news leaves me speechless ?
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@MALUSE (31672)
• Denmark
14 Jun
Congratulations! A wonderful post. Yet, irony is not for everyone. Some Trumpists won't get it.
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@topffer (29927)
• France
14 Jun
I hope so.
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@LadyDuck (118394)
• Switzerland
14 Jun
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@NJChicaa (28308)
• United States
14 Jun
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@JolietJake (39716)
14 Jun
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@zarlamain (24167)
• United States
14 Jun
Trump supporters might even thank you for this post!
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@topffer (29927)
• France
14 Jun
It would be the culmination of my myLot's career.
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@zarlamain (24167)
• United States
14 Jun
@topffer So funny!
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@Asylum (46809)
• Manchester, England
14 Jun
Trump supporters? Do you mean both of them?
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@celticeagle (114184)
• Boise, Idaho
14 Jun
Oh, my gosh. He has a birthday? I thought he just called his minions and they lit a candle on such a special day.
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• Pamplona, Spain
14 Jun
You are right its his Birthday and there he is with a big smile on his face. I don´t know what the smile could be about though. Its one of my friend´s birthday today also and I wonder how she feels about that.
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@topffer (29927)
• France
14 Jun
Why would she feel bad about that ? Do you think that Trump feels bad to be born the same day than Che Guevara ?
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• Pamplona, Spain
14 Jun
@topffer Maybe she does not feel bad then I don´t know and Che Guevara I don´t what he thinks of him. But he is still there with that sitting pretty and big smug smile on his face. I wish he would make everyone else smile for a change though. I am spooked out lol. Take care now we have some very hot weather here yet again so not in the best of moods just yet. I will see later on.
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@topffer (29927)
• France
14 Jun
@lovinangelsinstead21 I am not really afraid by his face, as long as the face is far away. The weather is also horrible here, 31° C outdoors : I went out to do some shopping, I came back sweaty, and although it is not very hot in my house, only 22° C, I have unbuttoned the shirt, which is not very decent. Stay at home and do not forget to drink a lot of water/tea/whatever you drink usually.
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@much2say (34540)
• United States
14 Jun
Yah, what a president we have . . . the type who wants his [birthday] cake and eat it too!
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@topffer (29927)
• France
14 Jun
He will have to share a piece or he risks an indigestion : he needs a very large cake to put 71 candles on it.
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@much2say (34540)
• United States
14 Jun
@topffer Him share? He'd want the whole cake for himself. In fact I think he will build a wall around the cake and his party guests will be paying for it .
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@topffer (29927)
• France
15 Jun
@much2say I hope that he paid for the cake.
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@LadyDuck (118394)
• Switzerland
14 Jun
He has done so much for Europe, better than any EU President or Prime Minister. Today is Flag Day in the United States. I imagine that his Selfishness is very upset that his birthday only comes second.
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@topffer (29927)
• France
14 Jun
No, he is very proud that any citizen puts a flag for his birthday, and he will reward those who will put an orange flag near the US flag.
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@LadyDuck (118394)
• Switzerland
14 Jun
@topffer He is surely turning the situation in his favor.
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@mandala100 (25004)
• Hong Kong
14 Jun
I wonder what's the Bday wish of Mr. Trump?
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@topffer (29927)
• France
14 Jun
To retire as soon as possible?
@YrNemo (7483)
16 Jun
haven't followed the news lately so I had no clue about what Trump has been doing until reading this discussion. Thanks .