Dramatic : I am the worst liar around
By topffer
@topffer (42156)
France
June 22, 2017 12:39pm CST
Today I went out to do some shopping. I went first to the railway station to buy train tickets for Lourdes. When I was very sick I made the vow to do a kind of pilgrimage to Lourdes if I was able to do walk again. Now that I run again like a rabbit, it was time to fulfill my promise. It will be for July 11th/12th. I made a room reservation with Airbnb for 1 night in Lourdes, and my pilgrimage will cost me less than 100 Euros. What I do not understand is that starting and returning to the same railway station, the outward trip is 136+272=408 kms, and the return journey 276+136=412 kms ??? Weird.
When I was going back to home, I noticed in a pedestrian area an advertisement for some cheap fidget spinners in a shopping mall. They were advertising for a model with LEDs at 3.90 Euros. I asked for it, and it was no more available, so I asked for the most popular model... for a kid. The shopkeeper told me that it was the Batman model. I chose a black Batman fidget spinner. Maybe it was the error, and I should have asked for a blue or pink one ? Or I should have not asked innocently how it was working ? Well, the seller teased me and told me that I should train. I went out telling again that it was not for me, but I am sure he was not believing me. It is a real drama for somebody who studied during years to be a lawyer : I cannot manage to be credible when I lie. I will never enter again in this shop.
Are you a good liar ?
If you ask yourself what is the slate in the background of the picture, it is a stone from a church altar of the 11th C, and this is not a lie.
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@infatuatedbby (97992)
• United States
22 Jun 17
So the fidget spinner was for you right
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@infatuatedbby (97992)
• United States
22 Jun 17
@topffer Lol! I know it's for you! Normally I see three spinners this one has two?
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@topffer (42156)
• France
22 Jun 17
@infatuatedbby He told me that it was his more successful model, and yes, it has only two, but it is Batman!
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@lovinangelsinstead21 (36858)
• Pamplona, Spain
22 Jun 17
Not really.
I know some who are and they do not know that I know they are telling lies.
So you are going to Lourdes that is really nice and I wish the best ever journey for you.
Have a lovely time and hope it all works out.
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@lovinangelsinstead21 (36858)
• Pamplona, Spain
22 Jun 17
@topffer
No, none of that.
You go off and enjoy yourself you need to.
I will imagine you being there and that is enough.
I am listening to a Documentary about Glastonbury really interesting but I am off outside again to breathe this blessed cooler air.
I don´t have air conditioning as its way too expensive way too much.
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@topffer (42156)
• France
22 Jun 17
@lovinangelsinstead21 I have no air conditioning for the same reason, but I have thick walls and it is rarely hot. The problem is that when it is hot, it stays hot because of the same walls, and I have already 25° C inside. I have opened a window and it is a bit more fresh outdoors. I will let them opened until I will go to bed. Since a bat entered in my bedroom last year, I do not want to sleep with the windows opened.
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@topffer (42156)
• France
22 Jun 17
I am a so bad liar that I know that I cannot be believed if I tell a lie.
I will be in Lourdes on July 11/12th. I hope that the weather will be a bit more cool than now. I will probably start a discussion with a few pictures when I will be back. I do not want to bring a laptop there, and starting a discussion with a phone is way too difficult for somebody like me typing like a snail on a phone.
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@jaiho2009 (39142)
• Philippines
22 Jun 17
I don't need to tell a lie, I am also curious with this fidget thing so I went to the mall and look for it from stalls
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@jaiho2009 (39142)
• Philippines
22 Jun 17
@topffer but the bat design looks cool
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@topffer (42156)
• France
22 Jun 17
@jaiho2009 Yes, I will perhaps offer it to a kid if I do not keep it.
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@hereandthere (45671)
• Philippines
23 Jun 17
"I will never enter again in this shop" - hahaha! if you don't buy there often, i'm sure he'll forget you. it does look like batman. good choice!
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@hereandthere (45671)
• Philippines
23 Jun 17
@topffer are you taking it with you to lourdes?
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@topffer (42156)
• France
23 Jun 17
@hereandthere Probably not, I do not find this gadget very interesting. I will just take my phone with its charger, I have a few games on it to occupy the travel.
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@BelleStarr (61050)
• United States
24 Jun 17
I am glad that you are making a pilgrimage to Lourdes, I would love to go there, I have been to Fatima. By the way, did you have any luck finding Gilles Gaudreau? I am also a very poor liar.
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@BelleStarr (61050)
• United States
24 Jun 17
@topffer You are too kind and I appreciate it very much. My French is quite good but there are always some words I have a bit of a problem with.
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@YrNemo (20272)
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23 Jun 17
It is a very beautiful fidget spinner, worth the money! We got some for our little kiddies here, and they are not that nice (very plain as a matter of fact!). Re: lying for gain, I can't (just not gifted in that regard). However, teasing people with some half truths to make them laugh, I could do that very well.
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@much2say (53699)
• Los Angeles, California
1 Jul 17
What an interesting contrast . . . an 11th C stone with a current artifact .
Batman fidget spinner and for a kid . Did he not have any cube ones? Those I think are kinda cool . . . a bit pricier though.
Unfortunately (but fortunate for me), I am a good liar . But do know I never have the need to lie here .
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@pgntwo (22412)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
22 Jun 17
Maybe the train takes the scenic route around Lourdes on the return journey...
I recall seeing the Blue Train takes a long time to get around the outskirts of Paris before it can make haste for Nice, perhaps the longer return leg has the same problem.
Enjoy your pilgrimage, I think there is a group going from near here to Lourdes that same week.
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