I Can Entertain Myself!

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Laughing is good for the soul, right? Sometimes the skits in my head come out of my mouth, especially when I am bored, or I have to stay put in the same space for a very long time. Last night was one of those ever so bored nights and when I seen a white string hanging out of Tony`s billfold that was laying on the coffee table, well.... lets just say I got into a giggle mode. I asked " Whats that ?"as I pointed to his billfold. He said " none of your business." But then I remembered that he totes a face mask in case he cannot breath or does not want to breath something that will take his breath or his life. WELL.....My brain started on its on since I had been reading a when the SHTF prep book and we had been watching a marathon of " Alaskan bush people" I started laughing and not just laughing but the hold your stomach cant talk type of laughing and Tony said " what is wrong with you?" In broken words I said, while still laughing, if you ever run out of those masks, I can make you one. And more bent over laughing and not breathing for me. He stared, not amused one bit. I said " I can take a kotex and put it over you mouth and use a rubber band to hold it in place." More laughing by me. He said " Miss handy dandy! what about my nose being covered?" I said " They have wings!" I came within seconds of peeing myself as I ran for the bathroom. He replied, "oh you are so funny!" Tony refuses to walk into his oncologist office with my homemade face mask, Oh well, he wont ever do what I ask, he would not ask the dermatologist if his heart was healthy enough to have sex. My mind is a dangerous place to be