Seymore Butz Was Here!

@FourWalls (9421)
United States
July 6, 2017 2:53pm CST
Seymore Butz came by today. Truthfully, his presence was long overdue. However, I'm cheap and I didn't want to pay $600 to have a washer installed on a faucet. My brother took a look at it this morning and said it was over his head, so call Mr. Butz. Seymore Butz had an apprentice with him who hasn't quite mastered saying "yes" to crack. They did the job quickly, professionally, and -- for their profession -- reasonably. Two faucet repairs, new shutoff valves, removing old unused and rusted washer connections cost less than $400. They say "house problems" is a redundant statement, because if you have a house, you have problems. But the leaky faucet problem has been resolved, courtesy of Seymore Butz. And here's Weird Al to sing about Seymore Butz:
Part 10: "The Plumbing Song", parody of "Baby Don't Forget My Number" and "Blame It On The Rain" by Milli Vanilli
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• Lakewood, Colorado
6 Jul
Glad they got the problem fixed FourWalls. He is a handy fellow old Seemore.
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@mandala100 (24982)
• Hong Kong
6 Jul
@FourWalls I like your term "house problems" as a redundant statement.
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@JohnRoberts (38502)
• Los Angeles, California
6 Jul
Forget I shoulda been a contender. I shoulda been a plummah at those rates.
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@Corbin5 (78261)
• United States
6 Jul
So glad Seymore Butz solved the problem with a price a bit less than the $600. Seymore has been here many a time, too. Quite a sight is Seymore.
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@celticeagle (113972)
• Boise, Idaho
7 Jul
I saw many of my friends when I was young buying houses and having issues. I have always rented because I could never afford to pay for all the problems that come with house ownership. Glad you got it taken care of anyway.
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@teamfreak16 (34958)
• Colorado Springs, Colorado
6 Jul
Our maintenance guy did a bunch of plumbing work in our apartment just a couple months ago.
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@amadeo (45897)
• United States
6 Jul
Good for you to get this solved
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@Tracy04 (10696)
• Malaysia
8 Jul
Nice song.