5 Random Facts About Me
July 16, 2017 5:15pm CST
I was inspired by @tammys85 to start this series. Well, this could be the only episode. Nevermind. 1. When I poop, I often weep. Fortunately it isn't the other way around. Tears of joy, I believe. 2. Whenever I see a talent show, I empathize with the contestants and become anxious. 3a. If I were served tasty juicy skewers and I'm told they contain human meat, I'd eat them. I don't care where the meat comes from, it's now meat and its role in life is to be eaten. 3b. I don't like poultry meat. I love all animals (except insects), but I'm strongly enchanted by birds: I'd rather see them alive, I don't find their meat to be delicious anyway. I like rabbit, it's told to taste similarly to chicken, but I like it. 4. I can't swim, I've always been afraid of drowning. 5. I wonder why I'm not a blue eyed ginger: I'm very photosensitive, I bruise a lot and sun burns me easily. Above, the first photo I posted on Instagram. I really like it.
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• Gainesville, Florida
17 Jul 17
I'm a certified swim instructor, I can teach you how to swim! And I'm not going to lie, I've cried tears of joy before when I've pooped as well. Sometimes you are just so happy to get something out of your system! haha
17 Jul 17
@moffittjc There are a few other myLotters who need your lessons. When I was about 8, I went to learn how to swim, but the instructor never cared about his job and he ended up making my parents waste their money. I feel so sad about that. But I know you'd be different. Some people who cry when they poop think they're weird, but I know they aren't. It's so frustrating to read "I weep when I poop, but I feel no pain... why?! Should I contact a doctor or a psychologist?" Oh come on, at least you poop. I found this with little research: The reason that tears are formed is because in our anal sphincter we have three areas that hit the same part of our brain that gives the command to form tears.
17 Jul 17
@LadyDuck You're still lighter than me. I wrote that because I meet nordic type people telling me "my hair and eyes might be attractive, but I'm weak to the sun, I need sunglasses and high protection" and I'm like "yeah, me too, but my hair and eyes are way darker". I'm fine with my colors though, I like the "contrast". Green eyes and dark blonde hair is pretty nice as well.
18 Jul 17
i don't watch talent shows, but it's annoying when they add drama to it when they ask the contestants to talk about their lives/family. i can float on my tummy and propel myself forward with my feet, but it has to be in a pool and a maximum of 4 feet of water. haha!