Bad Wedding Proposal #16

@zebra2222 (5170)
United States
July 29, 2017 9:03am CST
Here is another in a series of bad wedding proposals. Guess why this one is so bad. My sweet darling, you have always been by my side. You have been my rock and my roll. You have been my casserole while I have been your salad. You have brought out the lion in me, you little lamb chop. Your lips are as moist as this delicious piece of chocolate cake that I you baked for me. In essence, what value is love without a fork and knife. So my sweet pumpkin pie, will you indulge me and tie the knot around the turkey. Oh please say yes. My stomach awaits your reply.
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@Jackalyn (6869)
• Oxford, England
29 Jul 17
I think every one of those would get a "no" from me. Are you thinking of proposing to someone?
@zebra2222 (5170)
• United States
30 Jul 17
I'm married. I just like to write satires from time to time.
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@Jackalyn (6869)
• Oxford, England
30 Jul 17
@zebra2222 Oh I see.
• United States
16 Aug 17
Cute, is this your way of telling us that the way to your heart is through your stomach..
@sulynsi (2836)
• Canada
16 Aug 17
OK then.......
@spaceseed (2881)
• India
29 Jul 17
some very foodie guy