Professional analysis
By vanny
@vandana7 (98826)
India
August 21, 2017 5:34am CST
Ok...it begins with a joke about HIndu scriptures
A lawyer was asked what is the difference between Ramayana and Mahabharata?
His reply was , one is a kidnapping case, and the other is land dispute.
Extension of the same joke to other professions
An engineer was asked what is the difference between Ramayana and Mahabharata?
In Ramayana people did not know how to travel in air, whereas in Mahabharata they'd learned how to do that and return to earth ..since Arjuna went to Indralok and returned. (Poor Right bros..).
A medical professional was asked the difference
He said well in Ramayana there was infertility issue so Sita did not conceive that long, and in Mahabharata they did not have any pregnancy prevention systems so Gandhari had 100 kids.
An accountant was asked...
Give me a break...my every minute is invaluable and you want me to analyze the difference between some stories.
Ha ha.
Well...not meant to offend anybody...just telling you nobody really knows what they are talking about and yet they all feel so strongly about the religion.
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10 responses
@topffer (42156)
• France
21 Aug 17
@LadyDuck Alright
. A Benedictine monk, a Dominican, a Franciscan and a Jesuit are chatting in a room. Suddenly, a power cut happens.
The Franciscan kneels and asks for "Light" to the Lord ;
The Benedictine says his rosary, convinced that God will save him ;
The Dominican starts a speech about the Lightness and the Darkness of this world.
The light comes back. The Jesuit is not in the room, he went out to change the fuses.
. A Benedictine monk, a Dominican, a Franciscan and a Jesuit are chatting in a room. Suddenly, a power cut happens.
The Franciscan kneels and asks for "Light" to the Lord ;
The Benedictine says his rosary, convinced that God will save him ;
The Dominican starts a speech about the Lightness and the Darkness of this world.
The light comes back. The Jesuit is not in the room, he went out to change the fuses.4 people like this
Tell me, tell me, tell me
@hora_fugit (5862)
• India
23 Sep 17
@vandana7 Words feel vegetarian for me.... so I have no problem in eating those....
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@vandana7 (98826)
• India
21 Aug 17
Actually, they have discovered lots of under water cities and there are interesting things in Indus Valley civilization which used gravity to pump water across the city. I believe there were some catastrophes which have sunk previous generations ..generations that managed to build things like Stonehenge. We never know when we have to eat our words so it is best not to say we are or were the best.
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@dpk262006 (58675)
• Delhi, India
21 Aug 17
Very interesting observations. All seem to have different perceptions as per their own professions/fields. 
. All seem to have different perceptions as per their own professions/fields. 2 people like this
@GardenGerty (157552)
• United States
21 Aug 17
Opinions are like belly buttons, everyone has one. Unless it gets surgically removed in a tummy tuck operation.
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@TiarasOceanView (70035)
• United States
21 Aug 17
Haha The accountant.
And the medical was good too.
The accountant.
And the medical was good too.1 person likes this
@hora_fugit (5862)
• India
24 Sep 17
I would love one exactly the opposite! 
But only for interested ones.
But only for interested ones.1 person likes this
