Squirrel woman and bird man

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I am almost disappointed that this "news" story is fake. In the fake story a woman trained squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend. I'm disappointed that it's fake because I would've known someone in real life that is about that way. A couple of years ago I met through the local singles club - a man. Only a bit older than I, and single. And attractive. Of course, because there is always a catch - the catch was that he was certifiably insane. Now, I mean no disrespect for those dealing with mental health issues. I have some anxiety issues myself. If you are a good person, then you are a good person - even if you are coping with some issues and I commend the struggle. However this man is not a good person. I will say why later on in my post in item # 6. Some of his various beliefs included: 1) He was starting a business. It would be a farm and at first it would be produce and preserved items grown on the farm. Then it would turn into a chain of farms. Then it would turn into a chain of grocery stores so popular that they would put all the other grocery stores out of business, creating a monopoly on the grocery industry. From there it would have it's own currency and it would overtake the world economy and all of the world governments. Of course he would be world ruler.... and you had better donate your money to his cause, or your time and talent otherwise he couldn't be your friend. 2) As you become a spiritually enlightened being - your heels will fall off and reveal chicken-like feet. 3) He was practicing with a book/tape of bird calls - because he was learning the bird's language. Once he could talk to the birds he would hire them to work on his farm as mentioned in part 1. He would jump around his apartment calling "Ca-caw! Ca-caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!" That was his best "crow" speak. 4) As you become spiritually enlightened you will no longer feel cold nor heat. A good way to practice for this is to jog in place, outside in Minnesota in the winter, on the ice, barefooted. On tip toes because, you know - chicken feet as mentioned in #2. 5) He heard a voice in his head tell him to stare directly into to the sun until the voice told him not to stare. He stared at the sun for 4 hours, damaging his retinas. Now, all of this I could deal with... however the view that makes him not a nice person - 6) He believes that rape is ok. Men wouldn't rape women , unless the women really did want it. Any woman who said "no" was clearly lying. I do hope he heals from his mental illness some day, but it isn't cool to believe that rape is ok. I try to avoid him when I see him in public. But this most recent time I saw him, I couldn't help it. Maybe I'm a mean person. I asked if he had watched the eclipse...... Here's the squirrel woman: