I saved the Earth from Certain Destruction yesterday!

By JJ
@JolietJake (41127)
September 24, 2017 3:10pm CST
True story. Well, really it was Scar, but I helped because He doesn't have hands that grip things very good. The Rogue Planet that was supposed to strike Earth yesterday DID indeed exist. But luckily, thanks to @moffittjc , I was able to find out what time the incident was going to happen. So Scar and I quickly went to our Secret Laboratory and Scar devised a machine that we used to teleport the entire Earth out of the way of the Rogue Planet just before it hit us, and then teleported it (the Earth) back to where it was originally after the Rogue Planet passed. Scar says He was glad to be of service to the Hoomin Races, and if you care to show appreciation for His efforts in saving all of us, you may send cans of Tuna to: His Lordship, Ruler of the Universe The Evil Demon Spawn Scar 111 Catnip Place Olney, IL 62450 (photo of Scar relaxing after all His hard work)
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33 responses
• Jacksonville, Florida
24 Sep
Thanks Scar! Plenty of tuna coming his way!
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• Germany
25 Sep
@LovingMyBabies ..Wow..a lot of tuna for Scar!
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@moffittjc (35641)
• Gainesville, Florida
24 Sep
Is that what was supposed to cause the end of the world yesterday? A rogue planet? Goodness gracious, how could an entire planet escape detection by all the world's top scientists and researchers who have been studying the universe for hundreds of years? What a bunch of idiots in missing that one! Good thing you and Scar sprung into action so quickly to save us! So where is that rogue planet heading to now that it missed the earth?
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@JolietJake (41127)
24 Sep
No one is really sure, as it is invisible...I still don't understand how they saw it coming
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@moffittjc (35641)
• Gainesville, Florida
24 Sep
@JolietJake oh...an invisible planet. Is that where Wonder Woman bought her invisible jet from?
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@crossbones27 (15120)
• Redlands, California
24 Sep
Scar needs a cape and mask and is that address the Olney police station?
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@JolietJake (41127)
24 Sep
You should be especially happy...Scar wanted to leave all the Dogs behind, but I explained how much you love Kai and Brooklyn and He decided to be Merciful.
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• Redlands, California
24 Sep
@JolietJake Maybe you need a cape and mask too. I am telling you Scar would love Kai and Brooklyn. Of course, would have to take them for about 10 walks to tire them out or would be to excited and freak Scar out. Brooklyn acts more like a cat than a dog a lot of times and Kai does what Brooklyn does. Brooklyn believes in equal rights for all animals.
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• Germany
26 Sep
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@1hopefulman (20212)
• Canada
24 Sep
Good job guys. I didn't feel a thing. But how will we know that you will actually give the Tuna to Scar? I don't know, it sounds fishy to me? Is this some kind of catscam?
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@JolietJake (41127)
24 Sep
Scar gets what Scar wants, I'm skeered to sleep if I don't obey him
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@kobesbuddy (19409)
• East Tawas, Michigan
24 Sep
Oh, darn I thought I was experiencing the bed spins! Instead, that was you and Scar, saving the Earth from destructive forces! Yes, I'll send some tuna, but also, one King Albert in a can. That was scary!
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@Srbageldog (5419)
• United States
25 Sep
I'll see if Lister has any tuna to spare -- he should be more than willing to give up a can for Scar, after sitting by a doing nothing! But then Lister doesn't care if the world ends -- in fact I'm not entirely sure he wasn't the one summoning that rogue planet!
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@Corbin5 (81314)
• United States
24 Sep
A feline hero we must all thank profusely!!!
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@sabtraversa (9797)
• Italy
24 Sep
Yeah, he has that sort of "be grateful" look.
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@BarBaraPrz (17528)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
24 Sep
Moved it closer to the sun, didn't you. It's been lovelly hot. I hope you guys are working on keeping Earth from breaking apart just like Krypton did.
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@JolietJake (41127)
24 Sep
He is busy working on a Catatronic Field to prevent that happening
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@BarBaraPrz (17528)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
24 Sep
@JolietJake Oh good! With all the earthquakes and hurricanes and such happening, it could be any time soon, if those silly twits don't blow us up first.
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@jstory07 (58289)
• Roseburg, Oregon
18 Oct
That is great that Scar saved the world. I hope you gave him a treat.
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• United States
25 Sep
Thank you almighty Scar. You are one cat that rocks!
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@LadyDuck (121492)
• Switzerland
25 Sep
Thank you Scar, I knew we could count on you, you did a great job and you deserve plenty of cans of Tuna.
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@rebelann (32175)
• El Paso, Texas
25 Sep
That's awsome ....... now just write all that stuff down and send it to the Star Trek people so they can create a really good episode outta it. Ask Scar who he'd want to represent him in that episode, ok? AND no, not Bruce Willis, he just doesn't fit the Star Trek dillybob.
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@Hatley (159255)
• Garden Grove, California
25 Sep
wp w scar gets prettier or no h andsomer all the ti,mme I have no tuna Scar just sending you a hooman hug from hatley
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@Platespinner (18472)
• Winston Salem, North Carolina
25 Sep
Thank you for saving us, Scar!!!!
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@vsai2008 (7630)
• India
24 Sep
haha he deserves all the tuna :)
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@celticeagle (115084)
• Boise, Idaho
24 Sep
And this was after how much coughee?
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• Ponce De Leon, Florida
24 Sep
He certainly deserves all the tuna!
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@JohnRoberts (40964)
• Los Angeles, California
15 Oct
He would appreciate fresh livers and a pet mouse to play with.
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@Hannihar (12533)
11 Oct
That is great. Does he prefer water or oil in tuna?
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