I saved the Earth from Certain Destruction yesterday!
By Joliet Jake
September 24, 2017 3:10pm CST
True story. Well, really it was Scar, but I helped because He doesn't have hands that grip things very good. The Rogue Planet that was supposed to strike Earth yesterday DID indeed exist. But luckily, thanks to @moffittjc , I was able to find out what time the incident was going to happen. So Scar and I quickly went to our Secret Laboratory and Scar devised a machine that we used to teleport the entire Earth out of the way of the Rogue Planet just before it hit us, and then teleported it (the Earth) back to where it was originally after the Rogue Planet passed. Scar says He was glad to be of service to the Hoomin Races, and if you care to show appreciation for His efforts in saving all of us, you may send cans of Tuna to: His Lordship, Ruler of the Universe The Evil Demon Spawn Scar 111 Catnip Place Olney, IL 62450 (photo of Scar relaxing after all His hard work)
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• Gainesville, Florida
Is that what was supposed to cause the end of the world yesterday? A rogue planet? Goodness gracious, how could an entire planet escape detection by all the world's top scientists and researchers who have been studying the universe for hundreds of years? What a bunch of idiots in missing that one! Good thing you and Scar sprung into action so quickly to save us! So where is that rogue planet heading to now that it missed the earth?
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• Redlands, California
@JolietJake Maybe you need a cape and mask too. I am telling you Scar would love Kai and Brooklyn. Of course, would have to take them for about 10 walks to tire them out or would be to excited and freak Scar out. Brooklyn acts more like a cat than a dog a lot of times and Kai does what Brooklyn does. Brooklyn believes in equal rights for all animals.
• United States
I'll see if Lister has any tuna to spare -- he should be more than willing to give up a can for Scar, after sitting by a doing nothing! But then Lister doesn't care if the world ends -- in fact I'm not entirely sure he wasn't the one summoning that rogue planet!
• El Paso, Texas
That's awsome ....... now just write all that stuff down and send it to the Star Trek people so they can create a really good episode outta it. Ask Scar who he'd want to represent him in that episode, ok? AND no, not Bruce Willis, he just doesn't fit the Star Trek dillybob.