The Infernal Revenue Service is gonna arrest me again!!!!

By JJ
@JolietJake (41285)
October 3, 2017 1:24pm CST
Oh, wait...that's Internal. But anyway, yeah. Seems an audit of my account (I don't know what account, they didn't specify) turned up some irregularities and this is my last chance to take care of it before the warrant is issued for my arrest and I need to call 775-591-4282 and speak to Officer John about it. So I called him. He probably wishes he hadn't answered the phone now. Funny thing is, now he won't take any more calls from me. I think maybe I upset his delicate ears or something like that. I love messing with phone spammers.
20 people like this
20 responses
@vandana7 (57493)
• India
3 Oct
Let me think what you could have done...used some sound loud enough to break the ear drums of that poor guy at the other end...now he would be screaming at his wife, and kids...because he wouldn't be able to hear what they say...sigh..
4 people like this
@JolietJake (41285)
3 Oct
He might have learned some new words
5 people like this
@kobesbuddy (19668)
• East Tawas, Michigan
3 Oct
@JolietJake Hopefully, you convinced him to quit his job!:(
3 people like this
@vandana7 (57493)
• India
3 Oct
@kobesbuddy .. Actually, JJ convinced the now deaf guy's boss that the now deaf guy can be demoted..
1 person likes this
@Mike197602 (13518)
• Worcester, England
3 Oct
I ignore everything until I get red letters to my address with my name on them Then I plead poverty ( as I am now poorish) and they let me off a lot of whatever bill it is.
4 people like this
@JolietJake (41285)
3 Oct
These are just spammers anyway, not the real deal
3 people like this
@Mike197602 (13518)
• Worcester, England
3 Oct
@JolietJake I get a lot of mail to the legal occupier of xxxxxxx. They are real but my thoughts are if you don't know my name I don't owe you any money/information Every tax and bill is taken automatically for me so anything else I don't give a shiit about. My main mail is from the electoral role which is a legal requirement that I choose not to be a part of.
2 people like this
@FourWalls (9960)
• United States
3 Oct
That infernal Cat has taught you well!
4 people like this
@JolietJake (41285)
3 Oct
I always call these places back...I wish I had waited until I got home though, I really need to make a video of one of the exchanges I have with these people
6 people like this
• San Jose, California
4 Oct
@JolietJake Next time...
1 person likes this
@Scrapper88 (1225)
• United States
3 Oct
I have watched a few videos on YouTube about this. I find it kind of funny.
3 people like this
@JolietJake (41285)
3 Oct
I'm waiting for the next one, I have all kinds of questions for him
2 people like this
@DrEdwi (52)
4 Oct
@JolietJake Then upload it to YouTube and make money from it.
1 person likes this
@Corbin5 (81625)
• United States
3 Oct
Oh, give him another call, just for the fun of it!
3 people like this
@JolietJake (41285)
3 Oct
I tried, he won't answer
2 people like this
@kobesbuddy (19668)
• East Tawas, Michigan
3 Oct
J.J. I thought this was a real issue! Thank heavens it was just a spam jerk, that you could send down the road!:(
3 people like this
@fly802 (1237)
4 Oct
I`m afraid of phone spammer.
2 people like this
@JolietJake (41285)
4 Oct
Lots of people are, but they don't scare me
1 person likes this
@fly802 (1237)
5 Oct
@JolietJake You`re brave man.
1 person likes this
@GardenGerty (91020)
• Marion, Kansas
4 Oct
You have entirely too much fun, and that is why the IRS is after you. Of course they will be sorry they ever found you.
2 people like this
@JolietJake (41285)
4 Oct
I used to just ignore them, but it's fun playing along sometimes
@JudyEv (100851)
• Bunbury, Australia
4 Oct
Serve him right!
2 people like this
@maezee (27800)
• United States
4 Oct
Ahaha good for you for telling him whats what. I wonder where they get these phone numbers from
2 people like this
@JohnRoberts (41124)
• Los Angeles, California
3 Oct
I see the fine paw of Scar at work here. That feline can dial...
2 people like this
@lovebuglena (3143)
• United States
4 Oct
LOL. I've had plenty of calls where the person said he or she is from the Internal Revenue Investigating Department or something like that. I never picked up the phone but the voicemail always said there is a warrant for my arrest and that I need to call them back... That's the reason I don't pick up calls from unknown numbers. Even after blocking the number they called from they'd call back again but from a different number... so annoying! And to think that there are people who actually take this stuff seriously and call them back, or actually pick up the phone, and give up their personal info and get screwed over. I picked up the call once when they first started calling me (not knowing who it was) but since then I never pick up calls from unknown numbers. If it's important, whoever is calling can leave a message. Perhaps I should pick up the phone once and play with them... Oh, if only I had the guts to do it.
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (41285)
4 Oct
The first time I did it, I called back, and they asked me for my name. I told them they already had it if they had my number and a warrant had been issued for me. They said they needed it to 'verify' who they were talking to. I told them to read me the social security number they had for me and I'd tell them if it matched my name. And it all went downhill from there. I love getting these people so mad they hang up on me.
1 person likes this
• United States
4 Oct
@JolietJake I like it how they call you from a number with your local area code so that you are more likely to pick up the call. I get calls from a certain number with my local area code. I never pick up when I get calls from that number. They never leave a voicemail. Wonder if it's the same people?
1 person likes this
@JolietJake (41285)
4 Oct
@lovebuglena I had someone send me a rude text a few months back because I had allegedly called them about something. Wasn't me, someone had 'spoofed' my number...but the person texting me insisted that no, it was me and so on and so forth...makes me wanna throw my danged phone away sometimes.
1 person likes this
@fishtiger58 (30737)
• Momence, Illinois
4 Oct
lol good for you, I hope you traumatized him but good.
1 person likes this
@toniganzon (41123)
• Philippines
4 Oct
I'll spam you one of these days.
1 person likes this
@EddieHands (32997)
• United States
4 Oct
I remember they called me about taxes. From 2913. And I pranked him and put the call on YouTube lol. It was so funny !! Blessings :-)
1 person likes this
@Morleyhunt (16661)
• Canada
4 Oct
I had the same message left on my answering machine...i needed to call right away...or i would be arrested for the taxes I owed...I'm still laughing.
1 person likes this
@BarBaraPrz (17536)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
4 Oct
Good on ya!
1 person likes this
@celticeagle (115058)
• Boise, Idaho
3 Oct
I do too. It's like after I retired it is what I live for.
1 person likes this
@NJChicaa (29938)
• United States
3 Oct
Amazing what some people will fall for
1 person likes this
@LadyDuck (121859)
• Switzerland
4 Oct
What a shame you cannot write here what you told to those delicate hears.