The Vampire And The Witch
October 28, 2017 5:00pm CST
A vampire named Drack asked a witch, "D'you think I'd be able to hitch a lift on your broom, if you have the room my life it would surely enrich." The witch thought this odd, so replied "I think that your motive you hide, I know you would try to suck my neck dry if I were to give you a ride." "Oh no ma'am, that's not what I mean your blood wouldn't suit me - it's green, I will behave well so don't cast a spell and I'll treat you just like a queen." "Vampire, I think you are bluffing, my blood you soon would be quaffing, and you I don't trust to curb your sick lust, so sod off back to your coffin."
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• Midland, Michigan
Ha, the old quarrel betwixt the vampire and the witch. One casheir asked a manager why witches ride brooms and the answer was because vacuums are too heavy. Not sure if that was made up or an old one. I've not heard it before that I can recall. Do kids in other countries go door to door for treats, Janet? I'm guessing not.