Doin the "Pot toosi"

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How many of you are like me and after an hour bumping along in the car or just sitting for a period of time you find the desperate need to use the toilet?? You race for the "necessary" room praying it's available. My luck in public is it's usually busy-I never think twice, I go in the men's room. (I've startled a lot of men! I'll be coming out as they are headed in. They will stop, back up and check the door.) My problem is my clothing. I'll grab the zipper on my pants and sometimes it jams. In hot weather I'll get the zipper okay, but I am starting to do the pot-toosi,that dance you do to keep from peeing your pants! As I am dancing and trying to pull down my shorts, the back of my shirt decides to roll up in my pants. By now I am frantic, I am dancing super fast (I use the handicapped stall so I have room to move my bad leg) and hoping like crazy I won't do something I haven't done in many many years....just as I am about to lose the dance my shirt and pants take pity on me and part ways and I make it to the toilet. Yes, I started going more often. But my other half ( Bill) comment about I went at the last stop. He has holding tanks you won't believe!!! I swear he can go 8 hours without using the bathroom!!! I sometimes can make it for a couple of hours....