Why I am quitting my job!

@TheHorse (205607)
Walnut Creek, California
November 5, 2017 12:01pm CST
A few months ago, I discovered a product at the Dollar Tree that's great for cleaning headlights. I joked with my kid client that we should start a business, stalking drivers in parking lots and cleaning their headlights for $40/pair. Later, I discovered that the same product is great for cleaning tires! Just spray it on and drive. Your tires will look all black and and shiny, like when you first bought them. I'd only charge maybe $20 per set. Heh. I don't know how I managed to drive my Nissan Xterra for 199,000 miles without cleaning the rims, but I did. And then, the other day, I discovered that the same product, used with paper towel or a rag and some elbow grease, is great for cleaning rims! After doing some due diligence, in various parking lots, I discovered that 33% of headlights need cleaning, 50% of tires look dirty and tired (no pun intended), and literally 67% of the rims I see look old and dingy. I have quit my college teaching job. I have quit my afternoon kid counseling job. I have even dropped my preschool teaching to two days a week. After three days of cleaning rims, I have made close to $1000! I charge $80 per set, and try to do four sets a day. Have you ever been an entrepreneur? Cha ching! Note: Parts of this post are actually true. I'll lead with an after picture, and post a before picture somewhere if I get any comments.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
5 Nov 17
Who'd pay you 40 bucks to clean their headlights? We get ours cleaned for free almost every day, courtesy of the wet stuff that perpetually lands on them from the sky at this time of year...
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
5 Nov 17
@TheHorse And nothing to do with the coincidence that "Totally Awesome Liquid Cleaner" spells TALC, as in talcum powder...?
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
A friend of mine from Santa Barbara (Chez Many Bums) was approached by a scruffy parking lot dude with the (true) rap that you can get a ticket for dirty headlights. He said he'd pay him $40 if he (the scruffy dude) revealed his secret. His secret was the Totally Awesome Liquid Cleaner from the Dollar Store. That's how this whole thing got started.
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@peachpurple (13884)
• Malaysia
5 Nov 17
Oh the rain?
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@crossbones27 (48417)
• Mojave, California
5 Nov 17
I actually hope this whole thing is a joke. Let me clean the damn head lights and you teach. I mean if teachers are quitting to clean head lights. This country is screwed.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
Well, I remember people quitting their day jobs to write on Bubblews. Heh.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Nov 17
@peachpurple Pretty sad.
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@peachpurple (13884)
• Malaysia
5 Nov 17
@TheHorse me too
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@marguicha (215338)
• Chile
5 Nov 17
Make sure that your kid client doesn´t take the job first
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@marguicha (215338)
• Chile
5 Nov 17
@TheHorse True. As long as they use it wisely!
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
@marguicha If they do it for parents, neighbors, etc., like I did with babysitting and mowing lawns, it should be OK. Kid need to learn industry.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
I actually brought it up in Clinical Supervision, and they kind of wagged their fingers at me. But I think it's cool when my kid clients know stuff that most people don't know. And teens are always starved for cash.
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
5 Nov 17
Yes I once make crochet shoulder bags and they sold like hotcakes, it put me off crocheting in no time lol
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
5 Nov 17
@TheHorse lol MY day job at the time was being a mom and as tempting as it may have sounded, no lol
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
Did you quit all of your day jobs, just like me?
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
5 Nov 17
Yes I have always been the entrepreneur, I have owned or ran several businesses and as you know I am a rental property owner / House flipper. Yes save one job because if it fizzles out then you will have something to fall back on.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
I'm going to keep the preschool job part-time, but it's mostly for the hugs and funny conversations. $1000 in three days projects out to more than $100,000/year. I've never made that being a psychologist!
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Nov 17
@andriaperry Heh heh. I'll try and be safe. Today I tried to do some spinny rims, but they kept getting away from me.
@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
6 Nov 17
@TheHorse Becareful and don`t get a hit and run that would be bad to get ripped off
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@NJChicaa (115968)
• United States
5 Nov 17
My husband just cleaned the headlights on our 8 year old 4Runner. He got the kit for like $40
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
Aha! Had he paid for my airfare, I would have done it for $20 and a steak (blue cheese on my salad, please).
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Jun 18
@NJChicaa The guy who started this all (by approaching my friend in a parking lot) had some sort of "finishing spray" that he put on once the headlights were clean.
@NJChicaa (115968)
• United States
5 Nov 17
@TheHorse much cheaper to just buy the kit though you are always welcome at our house.
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@celticeagle (158876)
• Boise, Idaho
5 Nov 17
Interesting. I always wanted to be a entrepreneur. Here's a good idea.
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@celticeagle (158876)
• Boise, Idaho
6 Nov 17
@TheHorse ......It's a date!
@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Nov 17
@celticeagle I wonder if I can still smoke while I eat.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Nov 17
Boise. I bet you have Dollar Trees there. I'll meet you in Paris. Escargots on me.
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@mythociate (21437)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
5 Nov 17
jer-jer-jer-jerbs!
Outro Song: Sierra Hull - Smashville
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
Oh, I'll have to check this out! Looks like South Park.
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@LadyDuck (457918)
• Switzerland
6 Nov 17
I would not be a good client, I am pretty maniac about cleaning the rims, the tires, the car windows and the headlights.
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@LadyDuck (457918)
• Switzerland
6 Nov 17
@TheHorse Yes, I do. Now that I think, we can start an International Franchising.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Nov 17
Drat. And I bet you do your own woodworking as well.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Jun 18
@LadyDuck I'm ready. Just send me a baker's dozen of glazed donuts for every $1000 you make.
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@RasmaSandra (73326)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
5 Nov 17
If it was at all possible that is something I would be more than happy to do. I am always in need of finances. Other than that I am sure no one would pay you that kind of money. Not when they could clean their own cars or go to a car wash. Do let us know what is really what.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
I've cleaned my car hundreds of times, but the rims have never come clean. Heh heh. What is reality? And what is illusion? The shadow knows!
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@paigea (35672)
• Canada
5 Nov 17
The rims do look good. I guess that is the true part.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
Yep. And that dollar cleaner really IS good! I also did joke with my kid client about starting a business.
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@peachpurple (13884)
• Malaysia
5 Nov 17
@TheHorse I was fooled by your story!
@kobesbuddy (74501)
• East Tawas, Michigan
5 Nov 17
This is remarkable, if it's true! You said some parts aren't factual, I can't wait to find out what is!
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
Heh heh. I love my jobs (and consistency) too much to leave them. But I really wonder what I could do with puppy eyes and my cleaner.
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@kobesbuddy (74501)
• East Tawas, Michigan
5 Nov 17
@TheHorse There's one cleaner at Save a Lot, that works on anything! It's a green color, I've used it before. 'Mean Green'
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
@kobesbuddy I wonder if it's similar. This stuff is clear. It's basically the generic liquid version of Oxyclean.
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@responsiveme (22926)
• India
6 Nov 17
My son in class 3 announced he would become an entrepreneur and sell sandwiches during break...I was supposed to supply those sandwiches.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Nov 17
I'm glad he understands collaboration. What kinds of sandwiches have you been making?
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Nov 17
@responsiveme ...and what does he do now?
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• India
6 Nov 17
@TheHorse ha ha. That was a long time ago.. now my boys are grown up,
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@peachpurple (13884)
• Malaysia
5 Nov 17
You are making quick money, congrats
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Nov 17
At least I am in my dreams. But I do have some clean rims. Except for the front right, which I haven't done yet.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Nov 17
@peachpurple I am looking for other uses. $100,000/year will be chump change when I'm done.
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@peachpurple (13884)
• Malaysia
5 Nov 17
@TheHorse you can make a good use of that cleaner on your rims for years
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@Tina30219 (81540)
• Onaway, Michigan
7 Nov 17
Congrats on your money making with the rim cleaning etc. I hope it continues to go well for you
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@Tina30219 (81540)
• Onaway, Michigan
7 Nov 17
@TheHorse Right. You could call around and see what is charged at other places by you
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Nov 17
Heh. I wonder what I'd actually charge if I decided to go into this line of work.
@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Nov 17
@Tina30219 Rims cleaned...hmm...maybe I'll actually do it, just for fun.
@Butchcass4 (5895)
• United States
6 Nov 17
Wow sounds like God blessed you in a very big way! So others can share in this blessing what is the product you are using? I know white toothpaste cleans head lights real well. My husband and I read it on the internet and tried it out and sure enough it works like a charm.
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• United States
10 Nov 17
@TheHorse Did you try the white toothpaste? Thank you so much for sharing what the item is that has brought you such a blessing. Sounds like God really blessed you which is awesome.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Jun 18
@Butchcass4 I think God does reward those who are curious and try (non-dangerous) stuff out.
@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Nov 17
I couldn't get toothpaste to work for me. Maybe I was using the wrong brand. The stuff is called LA's Totally Awesome Liquid Cleaner.
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@poehere (15126)
• French Polynesia
6 Nov 17
Better stick with your day job. Unless you want to go into detailing and set up a shop in your garage. Parking lotting it seems like more of a hassle than it's worth to me.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Nov 17
@poehere Let them eat cake, I say!
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Nov 17
But I can be rich and wear grubby clothes at the same time! What more could a man ask for?
@poehere (15126)
• French Polynesia
6 Nov 17
@TheHorse A sign on the road saying I'll work for food.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
6 Nov 17
I'd go for that in a second @TheHorse . Sounds like a money-maker to me.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Jun 18
@nanette64 Sweet! (Pun intended.) Now let's get to work!
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Nov 17
I'm starting a Franchise. Send me...um...some donuts monthly (glazed, please--no filling) and you have my permission to do it. What shall we call the business? Heh.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
7 Nov 17
@TheHorse Glazed donuts on the way. Name: 'Sparkle and Shine'. Company Motto: Get a sparkle and shine for your automotive dime.
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@fishtiger58 (29823)
• Momence, Illinois
6 Nov 17
Interesting let us know when you become a millionaire.
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
7 Nov 17
@fishtiger58 Exactly. Gotta love my "overhead."
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
6 Nov 17
Will do! I'm sure it's just around the corner.
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@fishtiger58 (29823)
• Momence, Illinois
6 Nov 17
@TheHorse totally awesome
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@Spontaneo (14703)
• United States
1 Sep 18
Go for it!
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@TheHorse (205607)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 Sep 18
Heh. I should actually try it some day.
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@Spontaneo (14703)
• United States
1 Sep 18
@TheHorse You bet!