Beware of Painful Cap'n Crunch Mouth
November 12, 2017 1:53pm CST
I do like Cap'n Crunch cereal because I have a sweet tooth. It pains me to say that I have not had a box of Cap'n Crunch cereal to enjoy in years. Cap'n Crunch cereal tastes like a dessert to me, and it definitely satisfies my sweet tooth. I cannot stand milk, and that means I have always eaten Cap'n Crunch right out of the box. For those who eat far too much Cap'n Crunch in one sitting, they must be prepared for developing painful Cap'n Crunch Mouth. Since Cap'n Crunch morsels are crispy as can be, and also quite porous, those morsels can shred the roof of one's mouth. Even adding milk to a bowl filled with Cap'n Crunch does not always protect against Cap'n Crunch Mouth. It takes about 8 hours for Cap'n Crunch Mouth to heal. For those healing from Cap'n Crunch Mouth, they can take comfort in the fact that Cap'n Crunch offers seven essential vitamins and minerals. Oh joy! Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch, and I must say, Cap'n Crunch does wear a snazzy uniform.
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