I just finished on the bathroom and came out with a huge case of the giggles!!!!

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I had spinach for dinner tonight. It creates a bit of havoc with the digestive system. Not with solid emissions but some very interesting and fragrant ones. Catching a whiff of my emissions I left in the bathroom tonight reminded me of one day in high school. It was my junior year and I was very heavily into the art classes. Our teacher would get movies for us to watch during our lunch. This particular day we could only get into a small classroom without much ventilation. The night before my family had broccoli for dinner- I happen to love broccoli and had the huge helpings of it for dinner. Needless too say that by lunch I was past "gas" and was at full fledged rip snorting, hole blowing FARTS that would clear the Cow Palace in San Francisco! I really wanted to we the movie so I hoped that I could hold the gas until the credits. I was doing really well, I had made it through 90% of the movie! I was so proud of my self control. Then one of the girls came in wearing perfume that I couldn't stand. It always made me sneeze and sneeze hard! I plugged my nose hoping that would help-no luck! I tried to reach the door but the girl with the perfume blocked my way and the sneeze came blasting out of me like a rocket from a canon. What was worse was the fart that exploded from my posterior not only sounded like the explosion from a canon, but it made a stiink bomb smell like a rose garden! The room emptied in ten seconds flat while I couldn't hold back a second sneeze or a fregrant fart! It took quite a few weeks to live down "farting in a small room". What was your funniest most embarrassing farting moment?