Today’s junk email
November 20, 2017 4:33am CST
I seem to go through phases of receiving junk email on different subjects. At one point it was septic tanks (we don’t have one). I’ve had lots promoting Viagra and similar drugs (I’m a woman) and offering cheap prescription drugs (fortunately I’m reasonably healthy). I’ve only had a couple from Nigerian money scammers – I started to feel I was missing out but then in the end I did get one or two that were so absolutely hilarious I can’t think how anyone could ever believe them. The last few weeks I’ve had a whole slew of emails telling me I could make a fortune with Bitcoin. But then today I had something new – one suggesting a custom numerology report and another offering plans for 12,000 ‘perfect’ sheds! Those really made me laugh – I wonder what will be next? All rights reserved. © Text and image copyright Fleur 2017.
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• Walnut Creek, California
Oh, I made one of the sheds. They're great. The Viargra they sent me was extra strength, though, so so I had to run out of the shed before I got trapped in there. My Russian bride laughed so hard, I gave her $1,000,000 Nigerian and told her to go shopping and leave me alone.