Today’s junk email

@Fleura (6225)
United Kingdom
November 20, 2017 4:33am CST
I seem to go through phases of receiving junk email on different subjects. At one point it was septic tanks (we don’t have one). I’ve had lots promoting Viagra and similar drugs (I’m a woman) and offering cheap prescription drugs (fortunately I’m reasonably healthy). I’ve only had a couple from Nigerian money scammers – I started to feel I was missing out but then in the end I did get one or two that were so absolutely hilarious I can’t think how anyone could ever believe them. The last few weeks I’ve had a whole slew of emails telling me I could make a fortune with Bitcoin. But then today I had something new – one suggesting a custom numerology report and another offering plans for 12,000 ‘perfect’ sheds! Those really made me laugh – I wonder what will be next? All rights reserved. © Text and image copyright Fleur 2017.
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• Preston, England
20 Nov
I wonder what anyone would do with 12,000 sheds lol
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@Fleura (6225)
• United Kingdom
20 Nov
Yes I wondered about that too - surely one is all you need!
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• Preston, England
20 Nov
@Fleura especially if you forgot which one you left the lawn mower in
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@TRBRocks420 (62425)
• Banks, Oregon
20 Nov
lol that's funny who needs 12,000 sheds.
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@Fleura (6225)
• United Kingdom
20 Nov
You could build your own shanty town : )
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@JudyEv (101181)
• Bunbury, Australia
20 Nov
These people are very inventive sometimes aren't they?
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@WorDazza (8649)
• Manchester, England
20 Nov
So that's where all those emails I've requested have gone to. If you would be so kind as to forward them to me A.S.A.P. Particularly the Viagra and septic tank ones!!!!
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@BelleStarr (32148)
• Portland, Connecticut
22 Nov
lol I get my weekly entertainment looking at and deleting all these beauties lol I certainly do have a lot of rich relatives dying all the time and remembering me!! lol
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@Fleura (6225)
• United Kingdom
22 Nov
Funny how they track you down when you haven't been in touch for years!
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@BelleStarr (32148)
• Portland, Connecticut
22 Nov
@Fleura A lifetime actually, lol and my parents obviously had a lot of siblings they knew nothing about lol and rich ones at that!!
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@LadyDuck (122476)
• Switzerland
21 Nov
Goodness 12,000 sheds are a lot. I am also receiving the Bitcoin proposals, many dieting plans and of course "dating wonderful Asian women"... they should at least try to target better their potential customers.
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@Fleura (6225)
• United Kingdom
21 Nov
Ah yes I forgot all the wonderful single women who are just desperate to meet me! And today I got mail regarding life insurance - I forgot that one as well.
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@LadyDuck (122476)
• Switzerland
21 Nov
@Fleura With Christmas approaching I receive more and more stupid mails.
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@allen0187 (27600)
• Philippines
21 Nov
I've had those and I have always believed that the Prince of some African nation has chosen me out of the millions in the world to share his bountiful wealth. Was I wrong in giving my bank details to him?
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@Fleura (6225)
• United Kingdom
21 Nov
Why hasn't he chosen me??
@TheHorse (53004)
• Pleasant Hill, California
12h
Oh, I made one of the sheds. They're great. The Viargra they sent me was extra strength, though, so so I had to run out of the shed before I got trapped in there. My Russian bride laughed so hard, I gave her $1,000,000 Nigerian and told her to go shopping and leave me alone.
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@Ganma7 (2099)
21 Nov
Crazy and gets more & more every day
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@MALUSE (33004)
• Denmark
20 Nov
I've been with yahoo for many years and NEVER get junk emails! I know what you're talking about. In the beginning of my online life, I had a German email address and got the same stuff all the time.
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@m_audrey6788 (11509)
• Germany
20 Nov
They are starting to go crazy malfunctioning
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