The Return of BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker
By Joliet Jake
December 10, 2017 5:18am CST
So's thar I wuz...minin' m' own bidness 'n not havin' a lick o' care fer the worldly things. Of a sudden Scar lit out o' th' room like 'is tail wuz afire. An' I knewed then sumthin' wuz gonna happen. An' it did. Thar wuz this knock at the door. An' afore I cud move 'n hide thar wuz BillyJoe JimBob peerin' through the winder. Plumb flat-footed caught me out b'fore I cud blink. (I knewed I shoulda been hung them curtains) So's bein' as he doned seened me, I had no other choice but t' answer th' door. A course, th' door wuzn't sayin' nuthin'. So it dint really as' no questions, but answerin' th' door is whut people do. An' BiilyJoe JimBob shouted at me t' stop talkin' to th' door 'n let 'im in. So's I did. An' I cud tell right off he'd done got likkered up one side 'n down t' other. So's he went over 'n setted right in m' fav'rite chair 'n passed out. 'n I knows a gud thin' when I sees it, so's I grabbed Scar 'n me 'n him went fishin'. I jus' hope he's gone when I get back...
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He's a hoot sometimes
Lemme tell ya 'bout somethin' here... I had me a real long day down at the bar the other night...drunk so much Officer Robby Joe had to give me the choice of a...