The Return of BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker

By JJ
@JolietJake (51126)
United States
December 10, 2017 5:18am CST
So's thar I wuz...minin' m' own bidness 'n not havin' a lick o' care fer the worldly things. Of a sudden Scar lit out o' th' room like 'is tail wuz afire. An' I knewed then sumthin' wuz gonna happen. An' it did. Thar wuz this knock at the door. An' afore I cud move 'n hide thar wuz BillyJoe JimBob peerin' through the winder. Plumb flat-footed caught me out b'fore I cud blink. (I knewed I shoulda been hung them curtains) So's bein' as he doned seened me, I had no other choice but t' answer th' door. A course, th' door wuzn't sayin' nuthin'. So it dint really as' no questions, but answerin' th' door is whut people do. An' BiilyJoe JimBob shouted at me t' stop talkin' to th' door 'n let 'im in. So's I did. An' I cud tell right off he'd done got likkered up one side 'n down t' other. So's he went over 'n setted right in m' fav'rite chair 'n passed out. 'n I knows a gud thin' when I sees it, so's I grabbed Scar 'n me 'n him went fishin'. I jus' hope he's gone when I get back...
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13 responses
@topffer (33799)
• France
10 Dec
That is a long time that we did not had news about this one.
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@JolietJake (51126)
• United States
10 Dec
I wanted to do a story about him but couldn't come up with a good idea so he passed out.
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@topffer (33799)
• France
10 Dec
@JolietJake I would not leave him alone in my home.
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@UncleJoe (9753)
• Virginia Beach, Virginia
10 Dec
(I knewed I shoulda been hung them curtains) should read "I KNOWED I shoulda been hung them curtains". Please try to use proper English.
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@BarBaraPrz (19614)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
10 Dec
You telled him!
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@JudyEv (121547)
• Bunbury, Australia
10 Dec
I'm not sure I've come across BillyJoe JimBob before. I hope he'd gone when you got back from fishing.
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@nela13 (6134)
• Portugal
10 Dec
What kind of english are you using?
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@JolietJake (51126)
• United States
10 Dec
Rednekish
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@nela13 (6134)
• Portugal
10 Dec
@JolietJake Oh God, What?? as a not native english speaker It is difficult for me
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@topffer (33799)
• France
10 Dec
@nela13 These rednecks are rude.
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@Happy2BeMe (74680)
• Canada
10 Dec
Quite the predicament you got yourself in to with Billy Joe JimBob.
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@JolietJake (51126)
• United States
10 Dec
He's a hoot sometimes
Lemme tell ya 'bout somethin' here... I had me a real long day down at the bar the other night...drunk so much Officer Robby Joe had to give me the choice of a...
@Morleyhunt (19723)
• Canada
10 Dec
Blackout curtains....that's what you need. Then you could pretend to not be home. Meanwhile hope the fishing was good!
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@JolietJake (51126)
• United States
10 Dec
Thet fool al'as be blackin' out.
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@bunnybon7 (35928)
• Holiday, Florida
10 Dec
and hopefully has not pucked nor peed on your chair in his condition.
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@JolietJake (51126)
• United States
10 Dec
Can't never tell...
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@BarBaraPrz (19614)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
10 Dec
Did ya go fishin' in BillyJoe JimBob's pockets fer spare change or did ya jest go out ta th' cement pond?
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@rebelann (39734)
• El Paso, Texas
10 Dec
I sher do hope he don mess wit yer vinyl
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@JolietJake (51126)
• United States
11 Dec
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
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@rebelann (39734)
• El Paso, Texas
11 Dec
Uh oh @JolietJake he don messed with the wrong fella, so ya puttin the head on a spike?
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• United States
19 Dec
you done talkin' to my kin again? they fair similar.
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@dawnald (84131)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Dec
Have you been into the catnip again?
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@nanette64 (17495)
• Fairfield, Texas
10 Dec
If he ain't, drag him out into the backyard and let him figure out where the heck he is when he comes too @JolietJake . Oh and place a collar & leash on him. That ought to scare the bejessus out of him.
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@much2say (38813)
• United States
10 Dec
Nooooo wayyyyyyy - haven't heard about BillyJoeJimBob in a lonnnnnnnnnng time! Maybe some of yer morning coughee would do him some good!
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