hey, alabama!

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What did you do? I woke up this morning, all cosy in my English bed, and discovered that Facebook has gone crazy and is worshipping you like you're a goddess who has come to earth to smite the wicked. Is that what you did? You smited? Smote? Cut cleanly in two with your trusty Michonne sword? *big eyes of wonder* I'm rather impressed, Alabama. Most get famous for photos where they're flashing their knickers, or when some ex posts links to that one p0rn video they stupidly made during studenthood, or because they were proposed to by a Prince. Some just have infamously ginormous bottoms. Others star in reality telly shows that nobody cares about, or they assault women. But, Alabama. You've seemingly rocked America like a granny going wild in a rocking chair, no knickers flashed. I may be wrong, Alabama, but I think your friends are going to be patting you on the back, and thanking you profusely from the bottom of their merry little eggnogged hearts, for the next twenty-four hours, at least. I don't know what you did, Alabama, but you seem to have surprised many people, making them happy and excited, like toddlers at a birthday party. Well done, kiddo!