Cockroaches are more advanced species than human beings

@vandana7 (66836)
India
December 20, 2017 1:11pm CST
Evolution needs rethink. Cockroaches...they can survive in 50 degrees Celsius They can survive in 0 degrees Celsius They don't build their homes. They get human beings to do that job and then they don't pay human beings for that. They also treat human beings as their unpaid cooks. They can roam around naked and not fear rapes. They are confident of their beauty so they don't need those anti aging creams, or skin color lightening creams. They can escape most of the attacks by humans and other species far more easily than humans. They do not kill each other. They are prolific breeders. These are some of the reasons I feel we got that evolution theory all wrong. Evolution is about the species becoming smaller and smaller, and still surviving easily.
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@MALUSE (42644)
• Germany
20 Dec
They can't write myLot posts. Not even inane ones. So there.
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@YrNemo (14246)
20 Dec
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
If that be the only thing that makes us superior to them. lol.
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@TheHorse (70944)
• Pleasant Hill, California
21 Dec
Does writing MyLot posts serve the survival of our species? Heh!
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@sharon6345 (135489)
• United States
20 Dec
There is no safe one when raid in the room.Combat will destroy them and my shoe is their worst enemy.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
20 Dec
They might survive nuclear bombs...
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
20 Dec
@topffer I found one in my refrigerator. It was alive ..
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@topffer (35541)
• France
20 Dec
@vandana7 Refrigerators maintain between 4 and 10°C. In the freezer part it would have been a block of ice.
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@topffer (35541)
• France
20 Dec
I read an Indian study telling that cockroach milk was 3 times richer in proteins than cow milk. Soon humans will milk cockroaches.
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@MALUSE (42644)
• Germany
20 Dec
How would you put a stool under a cockroach for the milker to sit on and a bucket for the milk? Well?
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@topffer (35541)
• France
20 Dec
@MALUSE Nothing impossible. We need specialists. In the past I met a couple who was making a living by milking mice for labs...
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
@MALUSE That is a very practical problem. I am sure @DaddyEvil, @CoralLevang, @TheHorse could have some suggestions to offer.
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@Corbin5 (113056)
• United States
20 Dec
Cockroaches sure have been on this earth much longer than humans. A mighty bug a cockroach is.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
Yeah...quite like Home Alone kid, except that they are never alone.
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@TheHorse (70944)
• Pleasant Hill, California
21 Dec
@vandana7 I wonder how they'd taste in salads.
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@Corbin5 (113056)
• United States
21 Dec
@TheHorse Crunchy!!!
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@Kandae11 (40289)
20 Dec
Cockroaches are not the kind of guests I like visiting my house.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
Do you know something? They don't care.
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@Kandae11 (40289)
21 Dec
@vandana7 They will, when they start spreading the word about the kind of treatment their kind receive on my premises.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
@Kandae11 ..The ones that come uninvited at my place seem to believe in "try try until you succeed".
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@nomus24g (24406)
• India
20 Dec
and would u suggest Govt to levy tax on citizens to clean them up completely
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
20 Dec
If human beings are going to be extinct, because of the arrival of superior species, then I guess, all governments, including Indian government should be offering some tax concessions to force god to rethink.
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@Srbageldog (8219)
• United States
21 Dec
I once smashed a cockroach, then before I could clean it up, watched in horror as it got back up and tried to run off. Yes, they can survive almost anything. (I am sure that one did not survive the trip down my toilet, though.)
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
You are very optimistic. Have you ever seen the drains? They are filled with cockroaches. They may be having their specialty hospitals there.
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@TheHorse (70944)
• Pleasant Hill, California
21 Dec
Actually, it probably made it to the sewer, had a feast, and then gave birth to 100 heathy babies.
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• United States
22 Dec
@TheHorse @vandana7 Gah, you are both probably right! Maybe that's why they never seem to completely die off. I've even had pest control come out and put that gel stuff around my apartment, but it hasn't worked. They are probably just enjoying a trip down the big waterslide whenever I flush them and living in up in the sewers before making their way back up here!
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@sjvg1976 (18395)
• Delhi, India
21 Dec
You are wrong as my wife daily kills several cockroaches.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
There are always some specialist executioners.
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@TheHorse (70944)
• Pleasant Hill, California
23 Dec
And yet their cousins survive to haunt her. And now they are in her dreams. And I see, in my crystal ball, one nibbling at her left big toe nail as she sleeps. Mmm.
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@Daljinder (22072)
• India
27 Dec
@TheHorse You forgot to mention the relatives that will sabotage the food and utensils.
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@jstory07 (69145)
• Roseburg, Oregon
20 Dec
That species of cockroaches are really gross.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
Come on Judy. Look at the color. And look at the color of those dates, or chocolates in wrapped paper. How can you call them gross...
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@Angela150 (957)
• London, England
20 Dec
I dislike cockroaches. It gives me increased ashtma. I use an insect spray in the house to keep them away!
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
I am more hardened criminal. No allergies. But I still spray that thing every week. I will most certainly not let cockroaches rule my world, even if they are more fit than me in surviving.
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@amnabas (10310)
• Karachi, Pakistan
20 Dec
Informative.... They are smartest species.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
20 Dec
Thank you...yeah..even I felt so. Anybody who can avoid paying to home builders and cooks has to be smart.
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@TheHorse (70944)
• Pleasant Hill, California
21 Dec
I have heard that after the zombie apocalypse, there will be only cockroaches and Hostess Twinkies around. But where will they house themselves for their feasts?
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@DaddyEvil (25738)
• Aurora, Missouri
23 Dec
Roaches will finally be forced to build their own homes, pony, probably out of Hostess Twinkies!
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@TheHorse (70944)
• Pleasant Hill, California
23 Dec
@DaddyEvil So natural selection will demand cockroaches with impulse control. That should be interesting.
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@DaddyEvil (25738)
• Aurora, Missouri
24 Dec
@TheHorse I am sure they will do the best they can with what they have to work with, pony! (grinning at you!)
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@ChoukseyMK (1052)
• India
21 Dec
Even they can survive without their head for several weeks.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
Yeah, even I heard that...does that not make them superior to us humans?
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@TheHorse (70944)
• Pleasant Hill, California
22 Dec
I've done that too. Then I got clean and sober for a couple of months.
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• Calgary, Alberta
20 Dec
I will be getting a lot of hate from Vegans but now I have ideas on how to torture these critters.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
Do share. I am a vegan...but I like to be prepared for shocks.
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@DaddyEvil (25738)
• Aurora, Missouri
23 Dec
Hmmm... in one thing, I see you are mistaken, vanny. Roaches CAN and DO kill each other, with a little help from their human landlords!
https://pestsoff.com/how-to-get-rid-of-cockroaches/best-roach-killer/
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
25 Dec
Oh dear...ok ..will try that...do you have cockroaches in your home DE?
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@DaddyEvil (25738)
• Aurora, Missouri
26 Dec
@vandana7 Once in a while, when neighbors move out of their half of our duplex! Then Pretty and I put out homemade bait stations. No more roaches!
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@Daljinder (22072)
• India
27 Dec
@DaddyEvil I guess roach duelling will be their form of entertainment
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@nanette64 (17836)
• Fairfield, Texas
21 Dec
Well considering that most of society today doesn't have 2 brain cells that spark; yeah, I can see that @vandana7 .
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
Possibly god is tired of human race, and wants it to become extinct like Dodo.
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@nanette64 (17836)
• Fairfield, Texas
21 Dec
@vandana7 Oh I do see Him just shaking his head. His comment? "What in the hell did I do!"
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@DaddyEvil (25738)
• Aurora, Missouri
23 Dec
Oh, WOW! Now that I know your opinion of most of humankind, Nanette, I am a bit leery of posting on your responses! Your use of the word "most" is the only reason I am saying this, now!
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@Mshafeeq (1555)
• Bangalore, India
21 Dec
o I hate these cockroaches
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@Mshafeeq (1555)
• Bangalore, India
21 Dec
i like to be them under my shoe
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
@Mshafeeq .. But why do you hate them? They did not wipe out your bank balance, or steal your girl friend... And as far as shoes are concerned, they can survive there as well. It requires perfect positioning under the shoes.
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@Mshafeeq (1555)
• Bangalore, India
21 Dec
@vandana7 hahaha.. yes they have not wiped out my bank balance nor taken away my girlfirend coz indian banks are not allowing anyone to touch our money not even myself and 2nd i don't have girlfriend i am married and one women men. I hate them because they ruined my sweet night u might have got my point Ok jokes apart they don't spread any sort of healthyness to our kitchen or for food so it is not good to have grownup cockroaches.
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@pgntwo (21953)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
26 Dec
Well. This post seems to have gone off at slightly more than the normal number of tangents, for a myLot post... And what of the huge insectoid creatures in Men in Black, or the prawns of District 9? (both Crustaceans, I think!)
In theaters August 14th! For more DISTRICT 9 information, visit http://D-9.com
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
27 Dec
Cockroaches would need an enemy...god always has competitors. Lions vs. tigers, whales vs. sharks. Humans vs. monkeys (well ISIS qualify you know) and so on and so forth.
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• United States
23 Dec
I read they will be the last survivor on earth, but I I still don't like them at all.
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
23 Dec
Yeah...it feels like being forced to leave wealth or world in the name of a child we consider most unworthy of it..lol
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• Northampton, England
21 Dec
stamp on them and their back explodes
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@vandana7 (66836)
• India
21 Dec
And you end up cleaning the urghhhh mess. Thanks but no thanks. I prefer the poisonous sprays.
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