Satan Claws

@JolietJake (51124)
United States
December 24, 2017 4:59am CST
He doesn't drive a sleigh. He thinks reindeer would be good for supper. He has no use for snow. Black is his preferred color. If he leaves you a 'present', you probably don't want it. And he wishes everyone a Merry Kiss'mass
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@marlina (74869)
• Canada
24 Dec
Funny, so early in the morning? What are you drinking?
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@JolietJake (51124)
• United States
24 Dec
Coughee
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@nanette64 (17697)
• Fairfield, Texas
24 Dec
@JolietJake Laced with?????
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@JolietJake (51124)
• United States
24 Dec
@nanette64 Saccharine
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@JohnRoberts (60046)
• Los Angeles, California
24 Dec
Yeah, a merry kiss his furry behind!
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@NJChicaa (42401)
• United States
24 Dec
Sure sounds like a cat to me!
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@BarBaraPrz (20124)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
24 Dec
I had a cat leave me a present one Christmas. I couldn't get mad at her... after all, she made it herself
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• Jacksonville, Florida
24 Dec
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@UncleJoe (10282)
• Virginia Beach, Virginia
24 Dec
Sounds like a Christmas terrorist.
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@LadyDuck (163415)
• Switzerland
24 Dec
I am sure that I do not want his "presents", but he is a lovely boy.
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@peachpurple (12872)
• Malaysia
24 Dec
where are the claws? Merry Claws-mass!
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@yugocean (8456)
• India
24 Dec
This is strange, merry has taken over happe on Kiss'mass ; what amout Kiss'mess?
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@valmnz (12756)
• New Zealand
25 Dec
I love the photo of Scar. Merry Christmas Scar from Smooch in New Zealand where Christmas Day has been a good one and is almost over.
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@GardenGerty (100380)
• United States
25 Dec
He just does not understand us, or you understand him all too well. Merry Kiss'mass to you both.
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• United States
25 Dec
i think these three are celebrating kiss'mass too.brought them gifts and they're like meh as usual..
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@EddieHands (37823)
• United States
24 Dec
Tell Satan Claws we say hello!
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@kobesbuddy (49528)
• East Tawas, Michigan
24 Dec
Yes, we will have a 'Very Scary Christmas' this year! And by the way elk is delicious, it's very similar to reindeer meat And I'd love to give Scar a great big kiss!
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@sallypup (27505)
• Moses Lake, Washington
25 Dec
I just heard a story on the radio where a Dad thought it hilarious to tell his kids that if Rudolph showed up, he'd shoot him cause hey, he was a hunter so why not Rudolph mounted on the living room wall?
@Hatley (164640)
• Garden Grove, California
25 Dec
o h h wh at has Scar do ne n ow lol loik ?Di ekkHH
@allen0187 (33449)
• Philippines
25 Dec
Santa Scar going to leave a trail of coal for everyone who is nice and naughty!