He doesn't drive a sleigh.
He thinks reindeer would be good for supper.
He has no use for snow.
Black is his preferred color.
If he leaves you a 'present', you probably don't want it.
And he wishes everyone a Merry Kiss'mass
I just heard a story on the radio where a Dad thought it hilarious to tell his kids that if Rudolph showed up, he'd shoot him cause hey, he was a hunter so why not Rudolph mounted on the living room wall?