A Spot and A Blob
By Darcy Nemo
@YrNemo (20261)
December 28, 2017 7:57am CST
- Found another age spot on the back of my hand today. Considering my age, I shouldn't be surprised, yet I was surprised OK. (As in, 'why didn't I see it yesterday or the day before?' 
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- Saw a giant blob of bird dropping on the front of my beautiful car this morning 
. Too giant that I think the culprit must have been a pterosaur (some creatures with a 10m wingspan), or failed that, some albatross (about 4m wingspan)?
- While using some rosemary branches to clean the mess off my car, the stuff splashed onto my front, 'EW' moment! 
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I am thinking of setting up a controlled Firing Area 
just to protect my car from those bombers. I can't face this sort of thing on the first day of the New Year (I want my new year to be purrrfect!).
Hope your day is much better than mine. 
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- Saw a giant blob of bird dropping on the front of my beautiful car this morning . Too giant that I think the culprit must have been a pterosaur (some creatures with a 10m wingspan), or failed that, some albatross (about 4m wingspan)?
- While using some rosemary branches to clean the mess off my car, the stuff splashed onto my front, 'EW' moment!
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I am thinking of setting up a controlled Firing Area just to protect my car from those bombers. I can't face this sort of thing on the first day of the New Year (I want my new year to be purrrfect!).
Hope your day is much better than mine. 17 people like this
16 responses
@scarlet_woman (23465)
• United States
8 Jan 18
i've already got a few age spots..but yea,it is where did that come from? 
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@scarlet_woman (23465)
• United States
8 Jan 18
@YrNemo eh..i seem to be accruing more freckles and such anyway..it's like "gee,one more" at this point lol
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@YrNemo (20261)
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9 Jan 18
@scarlet_woman Some freckles are cute, aging spots are cute too, just a bit odd (at least to me, since I have never got freckles ever in my life.) God must have got a good reason to give people of a certain age group, these beauty spots. I haven't figured out yet what that is, perhaps for us to count and say, 'this spot is for this sin I did when I was that age, that spot was for that event that year' ?
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
28 Dec 17
Why do birds target cars? I have some of those here as well and I hate the mess.
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@YrNemo (20261)
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4 Jan 18
I remembered being fascinated with my grandma's aging spots when she was in her late 50s. When I first got my first aging spot, I silently talked to her, 'Grandma, now it is my turn to have it! Cool!' (She passed away in her sleep when she was 58 or so.)
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@FayeHazel (40248)
• United States
28 Dec 17
I hope your day started going better. I know when I turned 30 I noticed that I had forehead lines... why didn't I notice it before?
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@FayeHazel (40248)
• United States
4 Jan 18
@YrNemo Ha ha, oh I love that. That made my day! Thank you
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@allknowing (130066)
• India
29 Dec 17
The blob is directly proportionate to the size of the bird. Is that what you are trying to tell us (lol)
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@Letranknight2015 (51499)
• Philippines
29 Dec 17
Birds don't have rest rooms and don't think when they poop in the air
Just cover your car to compensate.
Just cover your car to compensate.1 person likes this
@YrNemo (20261)
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9 Jan 18
That reminds me that I have three more blobs to clean from that car today!
@ridingbet (66857)
• Philippines
29 Dec 17
oh, good for you because you have birds dropping their poop. here, the dogs' poop are scattered in our lawn/garden.
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@ridingbet (66857)
• Philippines
30 Dec 17
@YrNemo the bats' droppings can be used as fertilizers.
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@andriaperry (116860)
• Anniston, Alabama
29 Dec 17
They always do that to me too, if its clean they do a fly by!
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@YrNemo (20261)
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4 Jan 18
Perhaps them birds think they were car monitors and their duty is to mess things up a bit.
