A Rule Breaker Is No More

@Corbin5 (116145)
United States
January 6, 2018 10:32am CST
Our dog Molly insists that she have an army of stuffed animals to help her guard the yard from real and imaginary intruders. To be a member of Molly's army, each stuffed animal must follow a specific set of rules: 1. Always remain in the yard and never enter the house owned by the pet parents. 2. Always be at-the-ready to put up a good fight. 3. Never complain about the outdoor weather conditions. 4. Never fall asleep while on guard duty. 5. Never talk badly about Molly, the leader. 6. Never question an order. 7. Never hide under the bushes, shrubs, or hosta plants to avoid assigned duty. Punishment, that sometimes leads to death, comes to those stuffed babies who do not perform as required. Apparently, the hedgehog, who went by the name "Hedgie," broke rules 2, 4, and 7. It was nice knowing you "Hedgie." .
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@LadyDuck (176579)
• Switzerland
6 Jan
Poor Hedgie, he broke too many rules, I know that Molly does not forgive.
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@LadyDuck (176579)
• Switzerland
7 Jan
@Corbin5 Poor Hedgie, how can she be still angry? She killed him.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
7 Jan
@LadyDuck Molly holds a grudge for a very long time. 7 years ago, she had a scratch on her eye and we had to put drops for pain and antibiotic drops in the affected eye. She is 8 years old now, and she has not forgiven us for that.
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@LadyDuck (176579)
• Switzerland
7 Jan
@Corbin5 She surely remembers things that she dislike. I hope it's the same for things she appreciates.
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@much2say (40199)
• United States
6 Jan
Oh Hedgie - may you rest in peace, or um, pieces .
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
It was a sad day when I found Hedgie. Wish he had not slacked off.
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@much2say (40199)
• United States
6 Jan
@Corbin5 May all other Hedgehogs learn from that and not make the same mistake he did!
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
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@Kandae11 (40370)
6 Jan
I get the feeling that Molly herself hides them in the bushes, shrubs etc.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
I think you are right!!!
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@amadeo (73281)
• United States
6 Jan
of course he did.Just wanted your attention there.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
Yes, poor Hedgie will go into the garbage. I think we need to have a ceremony of some kind.
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@amadeo (73281)
• United States
6 Jan
@Corbin5 why not have fun with it
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
@Courtlynn (55167)
• United States
6 Jan
Poor hedgie!
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
Quite a sad sight to see Hedgie ripped to shreds.
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@Courtlynn (55167)
• United States
7 Jan
@Corbin5 oh im sure
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@Madshadi (8921)
• Brussels, Belgium
6 Jan
Poor Hedgie
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
Yes, into the garbage he will go.
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@kobesbuddy (55368)
• East Tawas, Michigan
6 Jan
I can see a little smile, still remains on Hedgie's face:) He merits a 'purple heart.'
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@kobesbuddy (55368)
• East Tawas, Michigan
6 Jan
@Corbin5 Please, we must gather friends and family together, for a WAKE in his honor
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
@kobesbuddy I will make the arrangements. You could sing a l hymn or two.
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@kobesbuddy (55368)
• East Tawas, Michigan
6 Jan
@Corbin5 And Jay is a pastor, he'd be so honored to say some uplifting words, about Hedgies wonderful life as Molly's beloved, best friend. Who gave his very life, so she can remain 'free!'
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@kobesbuddy (55368)
• East Tawas, Michigan
6 Jan
RIP Hedgie All Kobe's stuffed animal soldiers perform their duties down in the trenches. Of course, in nicer weather Kobe, their Staff Sergeant, dug these holes for them to hide in. To make their presence a bit less obvious to the intruders, Kobe threw the dirt back inside the holes, to improve on their shifty disguise. The problem being, most of them will never return home, from battle
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
Oh, I am so sorry to learn that many of Kobe's stuffed animals will not return home. I am sure their families will miss them terribly.
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@kobesbuddy (55368)
• East Tawas, Michigan
6 Jan
@Corbin5 Most of them aren't in the best condition, they're better off in stuffed animal heaven
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
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@nanette64 (17949)
• Fairfield, Texas
6 Jan
LMAO, ROTF, LOL. There are no words on my part for this one @Corbin5 ; as I'm laughing my butt off.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
I am so glad you are getting a good laugh from this one!!! Hedgie had to be tossed in the garbage can. poor thing.
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@nanette64 (17949)
• Fairfield, Texas
6 Jan
@Corbin5 Poor Hedgie. Hopefully it will be a lesson learned for the 'other' ones.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
@nanette64 A few have already deserted. Smart move.
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@sjvg1976 (18407)
• Delhi, India
6 Jan
What punishment hedgie Will get?
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
He will be tossed in the garbage since Molly ripped him up.
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@kobesbuddy (55368)
• East Tawas, Michigan
6 Jan
@Corbin5 Euthanasia, for certain:(
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
@m_audrey6788 (15335)
• Philippines
6 Jan
Oh poor Hedgie
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
He really was a very nice hedgehog.
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• Philippines
6 Jan
@Corbin5 Yes I can see that
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• United States
8 Jan
@Corbin5 I guess I better not cross Molly!
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
8 Jan
Neither my husband nor I will cross Molly!!
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@Susan2015 (21698)
• United States
8 Jan
Oh no poor Hedgie!
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
8 Jan
It was sad to see him in that condition. He may have broken more rules than Molly revealed to me.
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@TRBRocks420 (82735)
• Banks, Oregon
6 Jan
lol that's funny. Rooger mostly just rips his toys apart.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
6 Jan
I think Molly is far too strict regarding the behavior of her stuffed toys.
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@alberello75 (18674)
• Genova, Italy
7 Jan
A dog like Molly, has a fair cohabitation with other animals (also, which are not dogs)?
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
7 Jan
Molly gets along well with other dogs, but as for her stuffed animals, she is very strict with them.
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@alberello75 (18674)
• Genova, Italy
7 Jan
@Corbin5 I see And how many do you have of stuffed animals?
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
7 Jan
@alberello75 Molly has about 20 of them. I hope all the others follow the rules.
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@YrNemo (14717)
7 Jan
So the punishment for that Hedgehog was to be 'buried alive in the snow'? The poor thing .
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
7 Jan
Molly is brutal to any stuffed animal who breaks the rules.
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@YrNemo (14717)
8 Jan
@Corbin5 a teacher at heart.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
8 Jan
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@ridingbet (59511)
• Philippines
7 Jan
oh, my. Hedgie is torn and ripped apart. i wonder why he left his post. nature calls?
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
7 Jan
Well, I think Hedgie was hoping to desert the army, but Molly caught him in the act.
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@ridingbet (59511)
• Philippines
13 Jan
@Corbin5 hmm, Molly i believe is a close relative of doubleO 7, James Bond, that is why Molly knew about Hedgie trying to escape.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
13 Jan
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@bunnybon7 (37406)
• Holiday, Florida
6 Jan
poor hedgie. guess Molly had had enough of him. Is he being replaced? does she have any allowed in the house?
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
7 Jan
Molly never allows any of her stuffed toys to be in the house. Strange she does that and we cannot figure out why. Molly has two other hedgehogs and those two will replace Hedgie.
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@bunnybon7 (37406)
• Holiday, Florida
7 Jan
@Corbin5 she must think you all are going to take them back.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
7 Jan
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@DianneN (85007)
• United States
7 Jan
Molly must be so miffed at Hedgie's insubordination. A final salute to Hedgie.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
7 Jan
Yes, we must all thank him for his service, posthumously. He is a goner!
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@DianneN (85007)
• United States
7 Jan
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@fly802 (1514)
7 Jan
Hedgie is feeling guilty but seems Molly is not going to forgive Hedgie easily.
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@Corbin5 (116145)
• United States
7 Jan
I think Molly really did not need to punish Hedgie like she did. So sad to see Hedgie in that condition.
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@fly802 (1514)
8 Jan
@Corbin5 I also hope so.
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