MIKE'S CREAMY AS HELL POTATO SOUP (A recipe)
By Joliet Jake
January 12, 2018 5:28pm CST
1. Buy potatoes (or grow 'em yerself) 2. Yer gunna need several cans o' chicken broth, at least a tub of sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese and bacon bits. 3. Oh yeah, and a big ass pot to cook it in. 4. And some fire. NOW... Peel potatoes, then slice and dice 'em. Put in pot. Pour in chicken broth 'til potatoes are fully submerged (that means covered in broth). Put de pot wit de taters an de broth on de fire. BOIL. THEN BOIL SOME MORE. KEEP BOILING. Okay, after 'bout an hour or so, take a blender/mixer and blend the hell out of the potatos (make sure you blend all the hell out, or it'll taste kinda sulphuric...) Add sour cream, shredded cheese and bacon bits. Blend some more. EAT!!!
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