Do women prefer to do the housework?

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A woman’s place is in the kitchen. Why, because women won’t let men in the kitchen to have a place there. If the boys try to help out in there by stacking the dishwasher or drying up the plates and stuff they always get their ear bent by the misses for apparently putting stuff in ‘the wrong way’ in the said dishwasher or putting stuff away in the wrong places. I’m am 100% convinced this is the reason why men don’t do as much housework as women. I like stacking the dishwasher and cleaning up the kitchen in the evening. Its therapeutic that everything is in the right place to start the day tomorrow. Nine out of ten murders in the home where the wife has killed her husband happen in the kitchen, they say. The truth is most women like doing the housework as they are natural control freaks and they believe maternal order in the house keeps the marriage together. Imagine if the men did most of the housework after a long days work? Women would feel they haven’t contributed. I reckon women doing the housework over the decades is really about caring for their man in the hope to keeping him around. It’s not so much the chores are something they have been left to do. Last year on a talk show the Prime Minister pointed out that men’s household duties should be the heavy stuff, like putting the bins out and DIY. They do not want us in the kitchen boys. No, the women want us doing jobs they won’t do because they are hard or could go wrong and so they can blame the husband for messing it up. This is why they can rarely program a DVD player and always calling us to record the latest soap opera or episode or Dr Who. So much for multi tasking!In fact they take a quiet satisfaction from us not doing the housework so they can turn around and moan that we don’t do enough around the house. Women need to feel wanted and appreciated. I guarantee if you try to tread on their toes around hovering and filling the washing machine they will be all over you. And what’s with dusting? Is there any point to that? Dust goes up in the air and comes back down again. Did you know at least 70% of household dust is human skin? Politics.