Forrest Gump Had It Right
By Four Walls
February 16, 2018 10:00am CST
What's the great quote from the classic film Forrest Gump? "Stupid is as stupid does." Here's a good example. I was catching up on the news, and I came across this headline: HOW TO WATCH THE DAYTONA 500. Oh, I don't know....with a TV? With your eyes? And, honestly, if you need instructions on "how to watch" something, maybe it isn't worth watching. Sheesh. We return you now to our regular program, which you know how to watch.
17 people like this
• United States
To be fair (sorta), they've had this "how to watch...." blurb up for various things (e.g., the Super Bowl, the Grammy awards). Each time it's made me laugh, and I was just in "the right mood" today to say something. I totally concur with both you (people should know "how" to watch something), as well as the detailed instructions that @spiderdust provided.
• Toccoa, Georgia
I think it is saying that you can stream it on your computer or phone or just watch it on the TV , that is why it says, How To Watch The Daytona 500. I am looking forward to it since I am a NASCAR fan. I will watch it on my TV.
• Daytona Beach, Florida
I have watched the Formula One here in Europe and I will tell you after awhile the hum of the engines hums in my head, my eyes spin following those cars around and finally I just fall asleep exhausted. Have never watched the Daytona 500.