The Life of an 'Evil' Man

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I have been called evil by some people. They are quick to judge, and on here, it is easy to see me as such. So let me tell you how horrible I am: When I wake up in the darkness of morning, I happily roll out of bed and start my day. Most of the time this includes writing on the computer or taking a shower. Some times I stretch or workout instead. Occasionally I'll check up on my little plants growing in the sunlit window, watering them to make sure they are happy and healthy. It's still winter, but spring won't be far, and then I can start my vegetable garden again. I love growing plants. My little crocuses are struggling to come up in the yard, but that's okay, they will emerge eventually. If any of my neighbors pass, I wave at them, or stop to chat. I take a daily walk, and bask in the sunlight. Wild animals will sometimes join me, and once I was walking next to a porcupine, who had no concern being so close to me. Animals tend to like me a lot. They get friendly and calm near me. Except dogs... dogs get hyper near me. Kids do too, but I don't encounter many. Babies will smile when they see me though. I guess they like evil auras. :P When I go to town to shop at the stores, everyone is happy to see me. I have made it my mission to learn the names of the people that work there, and it takes a while at times to navigate through the stores, because people are eager to talk about their latest news. In the town itself, I volunteer some of my time to improving the economics, and am currently helping to build a park. I also serve on the local community economic development group as its secretary, and coordinate events. People think that I do a good job, and more have been coming to the meetings lately. I visit my parents and help them with technical troubles if they are having them. They are always happy to see me. My father especially, since I have helped him out a lot over the years. Most of my extended family loves to see me. After the sunsets, I close my curtains to keep the heat in, then at a reasonable hour, I shutdown my computer and get ready for bed. Then I daydream as I fall asleep in my comfy sheets and think about my next day and how I can be productive. And there we go. Now you know the unspeakable acts performed by this evil man. I hope that helps cement your judgement.