Fortune Cookie Sayings #28

@zebra2222 (5113)
United States
March 18, 2018 10:25pm CST
Fortune cookie sayings are back. Here are five fresh ones for you to peruse: 1. Never knock on wood with your head unless you are a woodpecker. 2. If you procrastinate, you are unlikely to read the end of this fortune. (And it has a hot ending) 3. Quit beating around the bush. Confront the bush head on a take a big whack at it. 4. Super sizing your meal will lead to a super sized waistline. 5. If you bare your fist at a bully, they are bound to be coated with bruises in the end.
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@mydanods (6777)
• Nigeria
19 Mar
These are trite sayings. I like the super sized waistline bit. That is usually true.
@zebra2222 (5113)
• United States
19 Mar
That is true. They are trite, but just momentary reflections.
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@mydanods (6777)
• Nigeria
19 Mar
@zebra2222 Keep them coming.
@allen0187 (32597)
• Philippines
20 Mar
The fourth one is comic gold!
@db20747 (6517)
• Washington, District Of Columbia
19 Mar
This is excellent advice and good common sense!!!
@Maria24 (2084)
• United States
19 Mar
Nice to know