Zit (A Poem)
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5269)
United States
March 31, 2018 11:23pm CST
I have a zit.
It's rather big.
I tried to hide it
Under a wig.
But it looked quite silly,
Placing a wig over my face.
It was seen as uncouth
And such a disgrace.
The zit got bigger.
It was red and sore.
It was bothering me so much.
I couldn't ignore.
I placed acne medicine
Over and over again.
Now it has gotten ever redder.
I look like Pig Pen.
I hate this zit.
I hate it a lot.
Oh how I wish it could be
A tiny dot.
One day this mammoth zit
Will go away.
Then I won't be embarrassed
To go out and play.
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2 responses
@Starmaiden (9311)
• Canada
1 Apr 18
Cute poem about a not so cute thing. You wanna get rid of a zit? Apply your own saliva to it. Always worked for me. :-)
@zebra2222 (5269)
• United States
1 Apr 18
I don't really have a zit, but I like to make humor out of ordinary things and occurrences.
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@Starmaiden (9311)
• Canada
1 Apr 18
@zebra2222 me too. It's hilarious how many people take such small things seriously. :-)
@mlgen1037 (29901)
• Manila, Philippines
1 Apr 18
Teach me do a poem, please. Hehehe and oh say my farewell to your zit.