Dr. Strange Will See You Now

@zebra2222 (5269)
United States
April 12, 2018 5:13pm CST
Dr. Strange will see you now. Don't worry. He's a pain healer. Relax, it's not like this is your last day on Earth. (More likely you have at least a week to live) Dr. Strange takes away your worries. He takes away your fears. He may also take away an intestine or two, but nothing to be concerned about. Honestly, Dr. Strange has never lost a patient. Well maybe only once or twice, but he did find them in the obituary column. Now today, Dr. Strange is going to examine your head. He understands that you have severe headaches. After Dr. Strange is done, your headache will disappear. You won't feel pain at all. On the other hand, you might be suffering from a chronic neck pain for the next few weeks. Don't be alarmed. It will eventually go away. Just in time for your gall bladder surgery. Dr. Strange, a name you can trust. (Make sure that you have your will prepared in advance)
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@franxav (13603)
• India
13 Apr 18
Let this doctor remain a stranger tome.
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@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
13 Apr 18
I want to make an appointment to see Dr. Strange.
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@Starmaiden (9311)
• Canada
13 Apr 18
Does he do Orthopedics?