Thinking about buying the Internet...

@JolietJake (51149)
United States
April 15, 2018 3:16pm CST
I know it would cost me quite a bit, but I think it might be the way to make my fortune. I'd let myLot (and all you guys) use it for free, but I'd jack the rent up to people like Mark Zuckerberg and Google and some of the other really big corporations. Also I could shut down the Dark Net by making the cost for them to use it prohibitively expensive. I've just got to work out a few more details with my bank and Ralph (the guy at the bar that offered to sell it to me). Keep your fingers crossed. Edit - @bela360 you have me blocked so making a response here means I cannot see it or reply to it
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@JudyEv (123170)
• Bunbury, Australia
15 Apr
I'd keep your day job till you get all the papers signed.
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@JolietJake (51149)
• United States
15 Apr
I might go ahead and quit my night job though
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@kobesbuddy (46236)
• East Tawas, Michigan
15 Apr
@JolietJake I don't make very much money, with my night job, sleeping
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@sabtraversa (13326)
• Italy
15 Apr
Do you need an associate? Ka-ching!
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@JolietJake (51149)
• United States
15 Apr
Is that Ta-Ching's nephew? I think I know him.
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@LadyDuck (156900)
• Switzerland
16 Apr
Remember to immediately stop some people to Tweet, as soon as you buy the Internet.
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@JolietJake (51149)
• United States
16 Apr
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@LadyDuck (156900)
• Switzerland
16 Apr
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@yukimori (9047)
• United States
15 Apr
Dude, you just might be onto something here. Make sure that you take payments only in Bitcoin, though. Something something anonymous payment method, now's the time to buy into it because it's going to be up to $100k per BTC by 2020, other assorted nonsense.
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@JolietJake (51149)
• United States
15 Apr
If I owned the Interwebs, and possession is 9/10 of the law, and all cryptocurrency exists solely on the Web, would that make it all mine?
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@yukimori (9047)
• United States
15 Apr
@JolietJake Do you truly possess it if it's a virtual asset, though?
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@Starmaiden (5839)
• Canada
15 Apr
With mylot as a platform for making extra money be prepared to take out a HUGE bank loan.
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@AKRao24 (17882)
• India
15 Apr
No...no I think you are going somewhere wrong in understanding ....it is just a hobby for @JolietJake to be here! JJ doesn't require any Bank loan!
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@allen0187 (33125)
• Philippines
15 Apr
I'd throw it some extra cash for this JJ. Holla at me!
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@AKRao24 (17882)
• India
15 Apr
So very unfair of you...You should have offered some shares to the Mylotters here instead of free use of internet @JolietJake! I appreciate your step of owning the internet as the things are going too far beyond the repair right at then present time! All the best!
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@NJChicaa (40084)
• United States
15 Apr
If you could ban Alex Jones from the internet, that’d be great.
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@wolfgirl569 (4688)
• Marion, Ohio
15 Apr
Good luck, I think the bank should go along with you.
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@nomus24g (22868)
• India
15 Apr
this is probably the Beginning of the end of FB...
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• United States
19 Apr
i'd rather trademark the F word. marilyn manson alone would owe me a stack.
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@JolietJake (51149)
• United States
19 Apr
Oh...David Haberman over on facebook would owe you a fortune.
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• New Baltimore, Michigan
19 Apr
@JolietJake I miss Haberman!
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@JolietJake (51149)
• United States
19 Apr
@Melanie_Marie Never got that facebook thing sorted out, I assume
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@Daelii (5591)
• United States
17 Apr
I got a few pennies I can toss into buying it too!
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@celticeagle (118231)
• Boise, Idaho
17 Apr
Really? I want to see ya shut down the Dark Net first.
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@FourWalls (13703)
• United States
15 Apr
I found 11 cents on the ground yesterday. Do you want it to help with Ralph’s down payment?
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@kobesbuddy (46236)
• East Tawas, Michigan
15 Apr
J.J. I would love for you to purchase the Internet, you'd make some very welcomed changes, for sure:)
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@1hopefulman (28362)
• Canada
15 Apr
I'm sure that Ralph will give you a good deal if you buy him a couple of drinks.
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@1creekgirl (10313)
• United States
15 Apr
Well, you'd probably do a better job of running cyber space than whoever's running it now. It's most likely a nine year old in Cleveland.
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@bela360 (1614)
• Saint Lucia
15 Apr
Need assistance you might be on to something good here.
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@EddieHands (37845)
• United States
16 Apr
We will not be stopped that globalist technocrat is exposed! And yes Id buy facebook just so I could shut it down.. id like to see that site shut down... Blessings