Dear Birds
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
Calgary, Alberta
April 15, 2018 6:06pm CST
I like your existence because you help mother nature to grow trees in forests and you eat bugs that can be pests but for the love of Mother Earth. Stop pooping on my window. I have to clean it everyday because you are turning my Window into a litter box. I am so angry that I have to wipe away your droppings on my window on a daily basis.
I already run out of glass cleaners because of you jerks with wings. Have some decency and shoot your droppings somewhere else.
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@allen0187 (58444)
• Philippines
15 Apr 18
They do that on purpose to prove that they are the far superior species!
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@allen0187 (58444)
• Philippines
16 Apr 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker good luck to you then.
Expect more poo in your car, porch, and shoulders!
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr 18
@allen0187 These birds are making Windex rich.
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@allen0187 (58444)
• Philippines
16 Apr 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker for all we know, Windex is behind this bird menace!
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr 18
I think the birds likes perching on my window grills and that makes them shoot their poop the the glass of my window.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr 18
@LadyDuck Its a lose lose situation, if I remove the grills, Easy entrance for thieves
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@LadyDuck (458022)
• Switzerland
16 Apr 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker If you have grill on your windows this is a possibility.
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@Letranknight2015 (51521)
• Philippines
17 Apr 18
That's their problem, they can fly then poop and get away from it.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
21 Apr 18
I just ate some of them. They still poop on my window.
@jstory07 (134457)
• Roseburg, Oregon
17 Apr 18
Yes you tell those birds who is boss you.
I hope the birds will listen to you.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Apr 18
They are not an endangered specie so I am considering shooting them.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr 18
I am considering shooting them. They are not even an endangered specie.
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@aureliah (24319)
• Kenya
25 Apr 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker You will miss all of them if you opt to shoot them. They've got tricks
@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
16 Apr 18
I wish I was a bird and poop on those stupid and idiot people. 
But Kidding aside, I hate it too when they poop just about anywhere at any time, and any place. Tsk tsk... it is as if the world is their big toilet.
But Kidding aside, I hate it too when they poop just about anywhere at any time, and any place. Tsk tsk... it is as if the world is their big toilet.1 person likes this
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr 18
My house is surrounded with grass, they could have pooped on the grass instead.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr 18
@mlgen1037 the grassfields are bigger than my house though.
@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
16 Apr 18
@CaptAlbertWhisker hahaaha it was urgent, my friend. 
@sw8sincere (5204)
• Philippines
16 Apr 18
Birds are adorable but with them pooping on the window instead of somewhere else is a disgust!
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr 18
I use to have a cat that kill birds. My current cat though have no hunter gene. He just want to get fat and sleep.
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