Dear Birds

Calgary, Alberta
April 15, 2018 6:06pm CST
I like your existence because you help mother nature to grow trees in forests and you eat bugs that can be pests but for the love of Mother Earth. Stop pooping on my window. I have to clean it everyday because you are turning my Window into a litter box. I am so angry that I have to wipe away your droppings on my window on a daily basis. I already run out of glass cleaners because of you jerks with wings. Have some decency and shoot your droppings somewhere else.
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@allen0187 (33124)
• Philippines
15 Apr
They do that on purpose to prove that they are the far superior species!
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@allen0187 (33124)
• Philippines
16 Apr
@CaptAlbertWhisker good luck to you then. Expect more poo in your car, porch, and shoulders!
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• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr
@allen0187 These birds are making Windex rich.
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@allen0187 (33124)
• Philippines
16 Apr
@CaptAlbertWhisker for all we know, Windex is behind this bird menace!
@LadyDuck (157411)
• Switzerland
16 Apr
You are not lucky, I think it never happened in 20 years that a bird has pooped on my windows.
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• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr
I think the birds likes perching on my window grills and that makes them shoot their poop the the glass of my window.
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@LadyDuck (157411)
• Switzerland
16 Apr
@CaptAlbertWhisker If you have grill on your windows this is a possibility.
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• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr
@LadyDuck Its a lose lose situation, if I remove the grills, Easy entrance for thieves
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@mlgen1037 (29658)
• Manila, Philippines
16 Apr
I wish I was a bird and poop on those stupid and idiot people. But Kidding aside, I hate it too when they poop just about anywhere at any time, and any place. Tsk tsk... it is as if the world is their big toilet.
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• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr
My house is surrounded with grass, they could have pooped on the grass instead.
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@mlgen1037 (29658)
• Manila, Philippines
16 Apr
@CaptAlbertWhisker hahaaha it was urgent, my friend.
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr
@mlgen1037 the grassfields are bigger than my house though.
@aureliah (16150)
16 Apr
hehehe lemmi laugh at you. Unfortunately the birds will not listen to you
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• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr
I am considering shooting them. They are not even an endangered specie.
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@aureliah (16150)
25 Apr
@CaptAlbertWhisker You will miss all of them if you opt to shoot them. They've got tricks
@iridion9 (7261)
• Philippines
16 Apr
dear human you are funny.
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• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr
I am considering covering my windows with a tarp every time I will leave my house.
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• Philippines
17 Apr
That's their problem, they can fly then poop and get away from it.
• Calgary, Alberta
21 Apr
I just ate some of them. They still poop on my window.
@jstory07 (67105)
• Roseburg, Oregon
17 Apr
Yes you tell those birds who is boss you. I hope the birds will listen to you.
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Apr
They are not an endangered specie so I am considering shooting them.
@sw8sincere (4521)
• Philippines
16 Apr
Birds are adorable but with them pooping on the window instead of somewhere else is a disgust!
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Apr
I use to have a cat that kill birds. My current cat though have no hunter gene. He just want to get fat and sleep.
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